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Santa's Unexpected Gift For Mrs Claus - Bawdy Limerick

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At Christmas he’s a busy chap - and rarely has time for a nap But to his surprise He got a huge rise When Mrs Claus sat on his lap! Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest checked with how many syllables 8,8,5,5,8 (Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter, 2 syllables on how many syllables) Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 11/17/19

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Pashang Salehi

Date: 12/26/2019 6:28:00 AM

I love you... LOL

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/14/2019 4:28:00 PM

Yay! My wish came true...first place! Congratulations on your worthy win! You know I loved and faved this one! Mele Kalikimaka my friend! xxoo

Running Wolves

Date: 12/11/2019 8:04:00 PM

Awesome write made me chuckle. Guess Santa's on the coal detail now...lol

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 12/5/2019 4:05:00 PM

Put a smile on my face. Great limerick and win. Big congrats Jan. Hugs

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/4/2019 5:30:00 PM

well, wow, look at his MRS!! this is fantastic, sweet friend. BIG congrats on your well deserved win

Joseph May

Date: 12/4/2019 4:46:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Chris Green

Date: 12/4/2019 8:52:00 AM

Congrats on your win my friend.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/4/2019 8:42:00 AM

CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/3/2019 8:25:00 PM

LOL! Your limericks always rise to the occasion, Jan! Congratulations!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/3/2019 8:00:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your funny bawdy limerick! :)

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/24/2019 4:25:00 PM

Ha, ha: What does SHE want for Xmas? Smiles, Jan! ~ Gershon

Joseph May

Date: 11/23/2019 7:26:00 AM

Haha..Nicely done Jan

Pat Adams

Date: 11/23/2019 7:19:00 AM

Love it Jan! The hoo doo you do so well!....And they aren't the only ones to have trouble with the Mrs..... 80)

Wayne Wysocki

Date: 11/21/2019 12:21:00 PM

That did the trick for old saint Nick. A clever, well-written limerick.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/20/2019 5:40:00 PM

G'day Jan …. even santa has his needs Jan - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 11/19/2019 6:42:00 PM

So I guess she's on the Naughty list (for all the right reasons!)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/18/2019 10:18:00 AM

Haha ,so Santa's real after all. A gem Jan, good luck. Tom.

Winged Warrior

Date: 11/18/2019 8:19:00 AM

Nice pillows to nap on lol...a top winner Jan...time for a nap...(((Hugs)))...^WW^ :o)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/18/2019 7:23:00 AM

... and his eyes almost pop out ! - Well done, Jan :))) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Pashang Salehi

Date: 11/17/2019 11:30:00 PM

Soooo cute.

Eve Roper

Date: 11/17/2019 10:58:00 PM

nicely done, Jan, good for the contest.

Bobby May

Date: 11/17/2019 8:02:00 PM

OMG!! JAN this is priceless!!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 11/17/2019 5:12:00 PM

My! What a dirty old man! I love great limericks and this is a GREAT one, Jan. Glad you enjoyed the Frustrated Cat write. Bob

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/17/2019 3:48:00 PM

Thanks for the laugh! Good photo, too! Reminds me of that famous shot of Sophia Loren having a gander at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage ......Aloha! Rico

Ts Poetry

Date: 11/17/2019 2:38:00 PM

Haha, good one Jan