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SANTA'S UNEXPECTED GIFT FOR MRS CLAUS - BAWDY LIMERICK

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At Christmas he’s a busy chap - and rarely has time for a nap But to his surprise He got a huge rise When Mrs Claus sat on his lap! Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest checked with how many syllables 8,8,5,5,8 (Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter, 2 syllables on how many syllables) Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 11/17/19

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Date: 12/26/2019 6:28:00 AM
I love you... LOL
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Date: 12/14/2019 4:28:00 PM
Yay! My wish came true...first place! Congratulations on your worthy win! You know I loved and faved this one! Mele Kalikimaka my friend! xxoo
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Date: 12/11/2019 8:04:00 PM
Awesome write made me chuckle. Guess Santa's on the coal detail now...lol
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Date: 12/5/2019 4:05:00 PM
Put a smile on my face. Great limerick and win. Big congrats Jan. Hugs
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Date: 12/4/2019 5:30:00 PM
well, wow, look at his MRS!! this is fantastic, sweet friend. BIG congrats on your well deserved win
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Date: 12/4/2019 4:46:00 PM
Congrats on your win Jan
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Date: 12/4/2019 8:52:00 AM
Congrats on your win my friend.
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Date: 12/4/2019 8:42:00 AM
CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice
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Date: 12/3/2019 8:25:00 PM
LOL! Your limericks always rise to the occasion, Jan! Congratulations!
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Date: 12/3/2019 8:00:00 PM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your funny bawdy limerick! :)
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Date: 11/24/2019 4:25:00 PM
Ha, ha: What does SHE want for Xmas? Smiles, Jan! ~ Gershon
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Date: 11/23/2019 7:26:00 AM
Haha..Nicely done Jan
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Date: 11/23/2019 7:19:00 AM
Love it Jan! The hoo doo you do so well!....And they aren't the only ones to have trouble with the Mrs..... 80)
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Date: 11/21/2019 12:21:00 PM
That did the trick for old saint Nick. A clever, well-written limerick.
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Date: 11/20/2019 5:40:00 PM
G'day Jan …. even santa has his needs Jan - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 11/19/2019 6:42:00 PM
So I guess she's on the Naughty list (for all the right reasons!)
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Date: 11/18/2019 10:18:00 AM
Haha ,so Santa's real after all. A gem Jan, good luck. Tom.
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Date: 11/18/2019 8:19:00 AM
Nice pillows to nap on lol...a top winner Jan...time for a nap...(((Hugs)))...^WW^ :o)
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Date: 11/18/2019 7:23:00 AM
... and his eyes almost pop out ! - Well done, Jan :))) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/17/2019 11:30:00 PM
Soooo cute.
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Date: 11/17/2019 10:58:00 PM
nicely done, Jan, good for the contest.
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Date: 11/17/2019 8:02:00 PM
OMG!! JAN this is priceless!!
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Date: 11/17/2019 5:12:00 PM
My! What a dirty old man! I love great limericks and this is a GREAT one, Jan. Glad you enjoyed the Frustrated Cat write. Bob
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Date: 11/17/2019 3:48:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh! Good photo, too! Reminds me of that famous shot of Sophia Loren having a gander at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage ......Aloha! Rico
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Date: 11/17/2019 2:38:00 PM
Haha, good one Jan
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