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Santa's Unexpected Gift For Mrs Claus - Bawdy Limerick

At Christmas he’s a busy chap -
and rarely has time for a nap
  But to his surprise
  He got a huge rise
When Mrs Claus sat on his lap!

Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest

checked with how many syllables

8,8,5,5,8

(Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter, 2 syllables on how many syllables)


Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

11/17/19

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Pashang Salehi Date: 12/26/2019 6:28:00 AM I love you... LOL Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/14/2019 4:28:00 PM Yay! My wish came true...first place! Congratulations on your worthy win! You know I loved and faved this one! Mele Kalikimaka my friend! xxoo Login to Reply

Running Wolves Date: 12/11/2019 8:04:00 PM Awesome write made me chuckle. Guess Santa's on the coal detail now...lol Login to Reply

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 12/5/2019 4:05:00 PM Put a smile on my face. Great limerick and win. Big congrats Jan. Hugs Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/4/2019 5:30:00 PM well, wow, look at his MRS!! this is fantastic, sweet friend. BIG congrats on your well deserved win Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 12/4/2019 4:46:00 PM Congrats on your win Jan Login to Reply

Chris Green Date: 12/4/2019 8:52:00 AM Congrats on your win my friend. Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/4/2019 8:42:00 AM CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/3/2019 8:25:00 PM LOL! Your limericks always rise to the occasion, Jan! Congratulations! Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/3/2019 8:00:00 PM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your funny bawdy limerick! :) Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/24/2019 4:25:00 PM Ha, ha: What does SHE want for Xmas? Smiles, Jan! ~ Gershon Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 11/23/2019 7:26:00 AM Haha..Nicely done Jan Login to Reply

Pat Adams Date: 11/23/2019 7:19:00 AM Love it Jan! The hoo doo you do so well!....And they aren't the only ones to have trouble with the Mrs..... 80) Login to Reply

Wayne Wysocki Date: 11/21/2019 12:21:00 PM That did the trick for old saint Nick. A clever, well-written limerick. Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 11/20/2019 5:40:00 PM G'day Jan …. even santa has his needs Jan - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 11/19/2019 6:42:00 PM So I guess she's on the Naughty list (for all the right reasons!) Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/18/2019 10:18:00 AM Haha ,so Santa's real after all. A gem Jan, good luck. Tom. Login to Reply

Winged Warrior Date: 11/18/2019 8:19:00 AM Nice pillows to nap on lol...a top winner Jan...time for a nap...(((Hugs)))...^WW^ :o) Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 11/18/2019 7:23:00 AM ... and his eyes almost pop out ! - Well done, Jan :))) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Pashang Salehi Date: 11/17/2019 11:30:00 PM Soooo cute. Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 11/17/2019 10:58:00 PM nicely done, Jan, good for the contest. Login to Reply

Bobby May Date: 11/17/2019 8:02:00 PM OMG!! JAN this is priceless!! Login to Reply

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 11/17/2019 5:12:00 PM My! What a dirty old man! I love great limericks and this is a GREAT one, Jan. Glad you enjoyed the Frustrated Cat write. Bob Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 11/17/2019 3:48:00 PM Thanks for the laugh! Good photo, too! Reminds me of that famous shot of Sophia Loren having a gander at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage ......Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Ts Poetry Date: 11/17/2019 2:38:00 PM Haha, good one Jan Login to Reply

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