Berk Poems - Poems about Berk

...I`VE BEEN READINGS LIMERICKS BY JAN, TO EMULATE THE BEST THAT I CAN. SHE CAN WRITE ABOUT POOH, STICKY STUFF AND GOO. WITH THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOUR AS A MAN. NOW I WILL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT D......Read the rest...

...For the usual life to digress- From the norm to the average. Standard has to meet it's distress, Not considering any group or age. Wonder is unusual to think of, Living is nothing compulsive, ......Read the rest...

...Smashed up against the wall it Shat ter ed in to tin y pi ec es. My m i n d is splintered broken, never to be put back together again S as in P as in pratt L as in lo......Read the rest...

...Pathological liars lie to hide behind the lie, terrified of their honest truth becoming realized which they hide in their fragile mind kept captive 'til they die as they seek attention through m......Read the rest...

...My tech of nology is some what limited Even when I try to get things printed But to transfer pictures is testing me Failed to connect keeps harrassing me Tech of nology is a crazy puzzle Has t......Read the rest...

...Honour lies in a Templar tomb webs of time and dust of long dead life cover like a blanket but bringing no comfort strange wherever there is comfort there is pain Hope lies close by ripped and t......Read the rest...

...You're her friend who wasn’t there likes to get involved and share sucking up and showing care be a brainwashed silly mare Loyal showing her support do her work file reports couldn’t help h......Read the rest...

...Just shut up and get a life, I'm not like you, I've a reason to live ya, if you weren't a berk you'd have a wife, but with berks no one gives a.... change your tactic you're a spastic loopy ma......Read the rest...

...An old man sat thinking Oh what shall I do I really could do With a woman or two! The younger the better Or three in a bed Why are these thoughts Going round in my head But his looks were not......Read the rest...

... ... The pen is mightier than the sword ... The poet knight went off to war To prove his valor true. Sir Arthur Berk, the troubadour, Knew he had much to do For he had fo......Read the rest...

...What say you when a pig bathe in a muddy muck? When he rolls merrily like 'tis panacea to his strain? Don't you gawk at the amazing shuck Could be to you 'tis a flaunt to his inert brain. But h......Read the rest...

...Oh, what a day Late for work because of the road hogs What the heck it's raining cat's and dogs My hair's messy I get to work Left my meds at home so gonna fret Haven't had a cup of coff......Read the rest...

...A mouse, a bird and a sausage did all live very gay, they all lived very happily and worked in each owns way. The job of the mouse was to carry water, the sausage did cook the meals, the bird di......Read the rest...

...Once in a time a story begins So many believe and some repent People do live in a kind of teases But a few of them do live of hunt A berk is a long story we never recite To be p......Read the rest...

...Birdsong wakens me at the crack of dawn I try hard to get back to sleep until the early morn Heading for the bathroom I ‘tinkle’ on the loo On rousing I think its something that most......Read the rest...