Cocky Engineer


A cocky engineer on his way home
Spotting his boss standing alone
Perplexed and confused
Totally bemused
His groans soon turned to moans

I'm trying to make this thing work
But I'm starting to feel like a berk
I need this copied tonight
Or my deals out of sight
What I need is a smart office clerk

Hey boss, this is what you should do
Let me push the button for you
Insert your paper here
It'll come out over there
Your deal will make a dollar or two

So into the machine his paper went
Hoping that his deals heaven sent
As it's taken with ease
He can't believe what he sees
It's bloody shredded, malcontent

Hey, cocky engineer come back here
This situation I don't endear
Today you were employed
Your now null and void
It's about time you disappeared


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