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Fan of Jan

I`VE BEEN READINGS LIMERICKS BY JAN, TO EMULATE THE BEST THAT I CAN. SHE CAN WRITE ABOUT POOH, STICKY STUFF AND GOO. WITH THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOUR AS A MAN. NOW I WILL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DIRK, ALWAYS ACTING AND BEING A JERK. HE WOULD GET OUT HIS WEENUS, SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE A P*N*S. YOU CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE BIG BERK. SO THAT WAS MY LIMERICK FOR JAN, I EMULATED THE BEST THAT I CAN. BUT SHES THE LIMERICK QUEEN, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. KEEP MAKING US ALL SMILE, PLEASE JAN.

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Emilia James

Date: 8/26/2023 4:08:00 AM

You have done well with your lims Simon. I struggle with this form. Jan is indeed the limerick queen and always brings a smile. Emilia : )

Jan Allison

Date: 8/6/2023 10:38:00 AM

Aww Simon, your tribute made my day and I love your limerick too. Toilet humour runs in my genes lol my aunt and uncle both wrote limericks and witty poems. It took my hubbies cancer surgery in 2013 to get me picking up my pen for the first time. The first time I ever wrote limericks was on soup and now it is my favourite form. A massive thank you for the poem and it is a HUGE fave for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2023 8:48:00 AM

yeah toilet humour definitely runs in my jeans/genes lol

Simon Hamill
Date: 8/9/2023 4:12:00 AM

hi Jan, glad you liked it, i just wish i could make them flow like you do. just one thing, i hope you didn`t literally mean, toilet humour running in your jeans, lol. take care, simon