Fan of Jan

I`VE BEEN READINGS LIMERICKS BY JAN, TO EMULATE THE BEST THAT I CAN. SHE CAN WRITE ABOUT POOH, STICKY STUFF AND GOO. WITH THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOUR AS A MAN. NOW I WILL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DIRK, ALWAYS ACTING AND BEING A JERK. HE WOULD GET OUT HIS WEENUS, SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE A P*N*S. YOU CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE BIG BERK. SO THAT WAS MY LIMERICK FOR JAN, I EMULATED THE BEST THAT I CAN. BUT SHES THE LIMERICK QUEEN, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. KEEP MAKING US ALL SMILE, PLEASE JAN.