Bawdy Poems - Poems about Bawdy

Young newlyweds on a love boat He mounted her like a wild goat The up and down motion Of the stormy ocean Meant super sex – it got their vote!...

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An Irishman with a small willy Was hoping for nookie with Milly Said, "I'll still make you squirm with my tiny lil worm" But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"...

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A fella’s promoted at work His office sign makes people smirk It reads W. Anchor - Head overseas banker His shortened name drives him berserk Work colleagues all know him as Billy His parents name choice, was so silly He's named William Anchor It fills him with rancour He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!...

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A fella with a lengthy willy Said, “Reduction would be so silly… “I make all my friends laugh When it’s used as a scarf Which prevents my neck getting chilly!” ...

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I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle Once so anti marriage – how fickle Dick Pickle she’d marry Though she calls him Larry Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’ They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’ And soon, sure enough Tess got up the duff The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!...

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With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made me feel silly As I stood there butt naked and chilly They said, “Get a hair dryer, Or an electric fire, For you sure need to warm up that willy.” The...

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red rose price rises faster than flaccid todgers ~ a blooming rip off!!! ...

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There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his dick looked like a pecan. He met a cutie named Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on. ...

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There must be a way to enjoy Christmas Day But not fill my belly with food Most years I eat till I’m fit to explode But this year I’m not in the mood My wife said she thought I might like a hot sausage Which sounded a little bit rude She said, “Just try this, it’s so warm and inviting.” I said,...

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Let’s have a family powwow on zoom. That way we’ll get to see the new bride and groom. Six households were ready to teleconference that day. A dancing parrot with a nasty mouth kind of got in the way. We had no idea this spoiled bird would be along. He wore a pirate hat and sang an awfully bawdy song. The...

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A perky young lady named Babbit found humor in teasing the Abbot. She thought ’twould be fun to dress like a nun, but he got her out of the habit....

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My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger...

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My sister got married in white Gran commented, “That isn’t right - You are no virgin bride That’s YOUR son by your side You should have kept your legs shut tight!” ...

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Aunt Ethel loves sunbathing nude Her wizened breasts clearly are viewed Ethel’s aged ninety-nine She says, “MY boobs are fine But surgical implants look crude”...

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There was a horny man from Timbuktu. Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu. Bursting with desire and lust. Felt she's the one he can trust. Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo. Finally switched on their video chat, but he realised he had been a prat. Slowly lifting her pink frock, revealed a ginormous cock. The shock almost gave him a heart attack!...

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