Bawdy Poems - Poems about Bawdy

... Watch out for a girl named Brandy. She goes around stealing candy. Even worse, she will try to steal a girl’s guy, for Brandy also is randy. She’s sure an insatiable chick. Though lollipops......Read the rest...

... There was a horny man from Timbuktu. Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu. Bursting with desire and lust. Felt she's the one he can trust. Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo. Finally switc......Read the rest...

... A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather Loved coitus when dressed in black leather High up in the hills She’s getting her thrills And getting wet in the wild weather The farmer,......Read the rest...

...This is not for any contest especially since I like better versions than the one sung by Glenn Hughes which is not much to my liking. Furthermore, this is more in the region of commenting on the son......Read the rest...

...In a vehicle, once more this month. Though not going as far as the palm trees, my stomach’s lurching left and right. The baby’s alright! He coos from time to time as we weave through lovely soil and ......Read the rest...

...Memorized His T-Shirt Your eyes I’d memorize, emotive brown. I think you memorized those lines, oh you… Tinged pink, the peaks of youth, don’t let me down. You knelt at my curve......Read the rest...

...They struggle with a violent grace, the bawdy cries of a bandoneon, the open gash of her torn stocking. They both understand that naked desires come last, first there is this ceremony, the ri......Read the rest...

...Upon well-worn barstools, tales two codgers tell, Deep in drink, their stories swell. Reflecting how the eons have flown, Strengths once had, now overthrown. "Ah, beauties chased, both bright a......Read the rest...

...This was written a few years ago for St. Patty's Day and posted: If your favorite color is green and of the Emerald Isles you dream, you might be Irish.. If you believe in leprechauns and fairies ......Read the rest...

... Now, the time has come for bawdy things from no other than our queen of queens. As she takes the throne, the crowd emits a groan. This, the reign of the Queen of Obscenes. ......Read the rest...

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......Read the rest...

...For those who don't read blogs or know of Jan's successful first book, I've written a limerick for her and included it in my comment on her blog. She's included her interview in a podcast. I was aske......Read the rest...

...That week was the farmer’s convention Their ladies at home sought attention Twas Valentine’s night Thought I’d do alright I had quite a naughty intention The farmer’s young wife caught......Read the rest...

...next to fountain nude she stood, a delight for all manhood! her skin was fair, curls so black, muscles showed down to her back. her hands were on both her breasts, smile was invite to the gu......Read the rest...

...VANITY REBORN Vanity. Long locks of luxury Taken, as Delilah Stole strength From Samson Without asking, He was unwilling. He did not know His strength lay not in The beauty of h......Read the rest...