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Bawdy Poems - Poems about Bawdy

Premium Member She’s No Longer Dry - bawdy limerick warning
My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name was Dick Said, “Stay put. I’ll be back real quick I’ll purchase sticky Jell-O ‘Twill turn your foof bright yellow But ensures my entry is slick!" The Jell-O lube worked really well Dick satisfied my...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Failed Swingers' Party - bawdy
THeir plan - in each oriface pour some Vaseline, KY and more... with rings of the bell they both had to yell, "Too greasy to open the door."...

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Categories: bawdy, love hurts,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Summer Bawdy Limericks
Hot Bikini Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know A sexy sheer suit, expensive, but cute She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow! Jaw dropping Martha liked to tan topless at the beach Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach She stood up to her dismay, her rack was now on...

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Categories: bawdy, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Naked Truth - Bawdy limerick
Each summer I sunbathe quite nude Onlookers gasp, they think it’s rude Cos I'll open my thighs To deter pesky flies I'm thankful my spouse is no prude! ...

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Categories: bawdy, beach, summer, sun,
Form: Limerick
Wedding unDress bawdy
This summer two nudists got wed: no clothing was worn, not a thread, no Mendelssohn played - (I smirked, I'm afraid) 'The organ is out,' Vicar'd said......

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Categories: bawdy, wedding,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING
Young newlyweds on a love boat He mounted her like a wild goat The up and down motion Of the stormy ocean Meant super sex – it got their vote!...

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Categories: bawdy, boat, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem
An Irishman with a small willy Was hoping for nookie with Milly Said, "I'll still make you squirm with my tiny lil worm" But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning
A fella’s promoted at work His office sign makes people smirk It reads W. Anchor - Head overseas banker His shortened name drives him berserk Work colleagues all know him as Billy His parents name choice, was so silly He's named William Anchor It fills him with rancour He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous, irony, work,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning
A fella with a lengthy willy Said, “Reduction would be so silly… “I make all my friends laugh When it’s used as a scarf Which prevents my neck getting chilly!” ...

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Categories: bawdy, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member BAWDY LIMERICK
I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle Once so anti marriage – how fickle Dick Pickle she’d marry Though she calls him Larry Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’ They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’ And soon, sure enough Tess got up the duff The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member X Rated - bawdy
With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made me feel silly As I stood there butt naked and chilly They said, “Get a hair dryer, Or an electric fire, For you sure need to warm up that willy.” The...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member my cynical valentine - bawdy
red rose price rises faster than flaccid todgers ~ a blooming rip off!!! ...

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Categories: bawdy, flower, humorous, valentines day,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Christmas Nibbles - bawdy
There must be a way to enjoy Christmas Day But not fill my belly with food Most years I eat till I’m fit to explode But this year I’m not in the mood My wife said she thought I might like a hot sausage Which sounded a little bit rude She said, “Just try this, it’s so warm and inviting.” I said,...

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Categories: bawdy, christmas, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bawdy Parrot Takes Over Zoom
Let’s have a family powwow on zoom. That way we’ll get to see the new bride and groom. Six households were ready to teleconference that day. A dancing parrot with a nasty mouth kind of got in the way. We had no idea this spoiled bird would be along. He wore a pirate hat and sang an awfully bawdy song. The...

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Categories: bawdy, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Moanastic
A perky young lady named Babbit found humor in teasing the Abbot. She thought ’twould be fun to dress like a nun, but he got her out of the habit....

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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