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Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning

A fella with a lengthy willy
Said, “Reduction would be so silly…
“I make all my friends laugh
When it’s used as a scarf
Which prevents my neck getting chilly!”

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2025

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Jack Horne Date: 3/16/2025 4:09:00 PM LOL, indeed, there's not enough laughter in this world. Thanks for a chuckle x Steve used to say his girlfriend's flaps were so long, she could use them to warm her ears, LOL, so she should get together with Scarf man!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/16/2025 4:10:00 PM ha ha ha Jack you always crease me up my friend! hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/15/2025 10:24:00 AM Twas so cold when willy was exposed - Wrapped round his neck it suddenly froze - Didn’t know to do - With trousers down too - When towards him his dear wife arose…….. She said you can put that thing away - It’s too cold for it to play, I say - I’ve bought you some paint - Behave like a saint - Get the bedroom decorated today.…… Beryl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2025 10:34:00 AM ha ha ha - I keep saying you and John should do a book! hugs jan xx

John Read Date: 3/15/2025 9:36:00 AM Although blessed with a twelve inch tool, the fella was just a fool, whenever erect, he couldn't keep it in check, but never used it as a rule. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2025 9:45:00 AM OMG John. I keep saying you and Beryl should do a combined limerick book - that one is hilarious! hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 3/14/2025 6:53:00 PM Jan, haha. love it, thanks for the laugh, I needed it today. -hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2025 1:56:00 AM If i can make folk smile that is the most important thing Tania - this one would have been book worthy but there won't be a turd book, two is enough:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort Date: 3/14/2025 6:18:00 PM Jan, that is quite an endowment and show of humor on his part. Love how you did this with such innocence on the surface. Smiles! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2025 1:56:00 AM lol @ endowment Duke, you are one witty guy, I am beyond thrilled you got POTD we need more humour on soup and more humour in our lives in these troubling times we live in! hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 3/14/2025 2:20:00 PM Lol, Jan is back, hope it don't turn blue. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:28:00 PM what are you three like lol, loving the comments! hugs jan xx Lin Lane Date: 3/14/2025 2:23:00 PM ooooohhhh Tom! ;-)

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/14/2025 1:25:00 PM - There are no side effects of a good laugh Jan, except perhaps a little cramping in the abdominal muscles :) - Enjoy your weekend :) - hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:28:00 PM agreed Anne-Lise its been a challenging week in many ways - i just wanted to lighten the mood on soup! hugs jan xx

Deb M Date: 3/14/2025 12:31:00 PM Haha that made me smile Jan…..nothing like a big willy to make you smile!! Fun write! Debx Login to Reply Deb M Date: 3/15/2025 6:27:00 AM I am naughty just like you Jan! Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:27:00 PM ha ha ha I am laughing at your comment Deb! and congrats again on POTD! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 3/14/2025 12:11:00 PM So much I could write, but better not except to wonder what he does with it in the Summer. Jan...;-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:26:00 PM ah thats simple Lin - he uses it as a sprinkler or garden hose lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/14/2025 11:46:00 AM Definitely what is needed with all that’s going on lately! Thanks for providing a grin, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:25:00 PM I wanted to raise a smile Ilene, i grimace every time i see the latest statement from the orange oompa loompa and how he backtracks over his threats with tariffs - its all a load of bs and look at me and what I am doing to make america great again . hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 3/14/2025 11:40:00 AM you can hang a flag on this one Jan....thanks for the laugh Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 5:23:00 PM ha ha ha thanks for the giggles John! hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 3/14/2025 11:27:00 AM LMAO toooooo funny ;D xomo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2025 11:29:00 AM Thanks Mo, your comment has made my day especially after recent events I thought I would lift the mood - doubt it will get POTD lol but if it raises a smile it makes it all worthwhile! hugs jan xx