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The Naked Truth - Bawdy limerick

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TOTALLY FICTITIOUS POEM FOR SUMMER FUN CONTEST SPONSORED BY TANIA KITCHIN 06/29/25

 

 

Each summer I sunbathe quite nude Onlookers gasp, they think it’s rude Cos I'll open my thighs To deter pesky flies I'm thankful my spouse is no prude!

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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/19/2025 9:24:00 AM
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Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Good Picture... I have been off the computer for a few days. Have a blessed day with your win.............
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/14/2025 6:55:00 AM
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That's funny girl! Congratulations Jan! :)
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Terry Miller
Date: 7/14/2025 2:33:00 AM
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Very bawdy, very funny, very visual, congratulations
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Jim Healey
Date: 7/13/2025 3:33:00 PM
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Funny, bawdy…and a few too many visuals!!! Congratulations, Jan. As always, you are the master!
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2025 3:54:00 PM
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thanks so much Jim! I do try and raise a smile if I can with some silly poems. I should get some more of my poopy poems onto my page I wrote quite a few between exam support work sessions and they are still in my notebook:-) hugs Jan xx
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Crystol Woods
Date: 7/13/2025 11:57:00 AM
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"Totally fictional" ;) congratulations on your win for this daring Limerick! Xo
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2025 2:26:00 PM
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Yes total fiction lol I dont sunbathe and try and keep out of the sun if at all possible and would never do it nude lol :-) hugs Jan
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/13/2025 9:42:00 AM
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Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your very bawdy and funny limerick.
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2025 2:25:00 PM
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Thanks so much Tania, you know how much I love your limerick contests especially if bawdy poems are allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 7/11/2025 12:54:00 PM
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Jan, now that's an interesting marketing concept for pest control! This is too funny really!!! Smiles!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2025 1:50:00 PM
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lol Duke, i did a poem (I think it was in my first book) about a lady doing the same to keep the flies off her picnic pies lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Alkas Poetry
Date: 7/2/2025 7:21:00 AM
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there's nothing rude those who are uncomfortable can move... have they ever seen anything like it? THANK you salute, alkas
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2025 7:49:00 AM
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thanks again!! hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/2/2025 7:20:00 AM
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there's nothing rude those who are uncomfortable can move... have they ever seen anything like it? artístico nature ! salute AND THANKS, alkas
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2025 7:49:00 AM
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thanks so much Alkas:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mystic Rose Rose
Date: 7/1/2025 9:42:00 AM
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lol, you always make me laugh Jan, it this serious world, that is a definite asset lol hope your keeping well :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2025 9:44:00 AM
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Thanks Vienna, got to smile as life can cause us curved balls at times. hugs Jan xx
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Jack Horne
Date: 6/30/2025 1:34:00 PM
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LOL, I heard of someone doing that so she could eat her watermelon in peace! A sure winner, my friend x
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2025 3:39:00 PM
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lol Jack, thanks for dropping by - got to say i LOVE LOVE LOVE your poem and wish i had thought of it - made me think of Carolyn she would have loved it too. hugs jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/30/2025 11:13:00 AM
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Great humor, Jan.
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2025 3:39:00 PM
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thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/30/2025 3:33:00 AM
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Nice disclaimer, Jan. Your nude sunbather will be a winner.
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2025 4:19:00 AM
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to be honest Lin I try not to go out in the sun and anyway I would never sunbathe nude lol:-) hugs jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 6/29/2025 4:29:00 PM
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I'll hold the fly swatter any day....
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/30/2025 2:18:00 AM
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ha ha ha. I was hoping to find an image of a lady with one of those electric zappers lol. I did a poem in my first book about a lady doing a similar thing to keep flies off their picnic lol:-) hugs jan x

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