BAWDY LIMERICK

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I wanted to lighten the mood on soup with a bit of much needed humour! 02/26/25

I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle Once so anti marriage – how fickle Dick Pickle she’d marry Though she calls him Larry Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’ They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’ And soon, sure enough Tess got up the duff The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!

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Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 3/1/2025 10:12:00 AM

Love it, Jan!

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/28/2025 9:19:00 AM

lol ~ a crunchy one

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 2/26/2025 3:48:00 PM

Pickle of a rhyme that is rib tickling. Thanks for your limerick genius.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/26/2025 3:25:00 PM

Humorous one, Jan. Even if I don't quite get some things related to British thinking. Very cute.

Michael Tor

Date: 2/26/2025 10:59:00 AM

Jan this is hilarious. Thank you for the laugh. I am favoring this one. Thank you so much for sharing missed your poetry...

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 2/26/2025 4:46:00 AM

Dear Jan, your limerick is absolutely brilliant, so playful, cheeky, and full of clever wordplay! Tess Tickle-Pickle and little Gherkin? That’s comedic gold! Your rhythm is flawless, and the humor is delightfully wicked. I had such a good laugh. This is limerick mastery at its finest! Winter Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel