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Summer Bawdy Limericks

Hot Bikini Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know A sexy sheer suit, expensive, but cute She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow! Jaw dropping Martha liked to tan topless at the beach Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach She stood up to her dismay, her rack was now on display A man's dentures dropped, as she heard a screech! A Sudden Boost Dan was ready for a hot summer night With his new date, wanted to make it right He took three blue pills, hoping for some thrills But with the quick boost he couldn't stand upright!

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/17/2025 4:37:00 AM

Tania, very cool. This humor shows your maturity and good taste. How we handle this area reveals a lot. Really all very well expressed, and I appreciate being able to read, laugh, and smile.

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/18/2025 3:28:00 AM

Duke, thank you.

Jack Horne

Date: 7/16/2025 3:36:00 AM

Ha ha ha, had a good chuckle. Thanks very much for the win in your contest : )

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/18/2025 3:28:00 AM

Jack, thank you.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/14/2025 12:04:00 AM

Ha! Good ones, Tania

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/14/2025 3:31:00 AM

Andrea, thank you.

Jack Horne

Date: 7/12/2025 10:53:00 AM

LOL, thanks for the chuckle

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/12/2025 11:01:00 AM

Jack, thank you, glad they made you laugh.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/4/2025 11:16:00 PM

Lol, brilliant lims Tania, this site needs more humour. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/5/2025 4:38:00 AM

Tom, thank you. Hope you're having a nice weekend too.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2025 4:12:00 PM

Perhaps you should enter your own contest lol we know some do this already lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 7/4/2025 7:16:00 PM

There’s a list that others have seen.

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/4/2025 4:13:00 PM

Hahaha, no.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2025 4:10:00 PM

omg Tania these limericks are hilarious lol that final line had me crying with laughter! I sure was in need of a giggle today, thanks so much! :-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/4/2025 4:12:00 PM

Jan, glad you enjoyed them. I felt like writing something fun and lighthearted. Hugs.