Tania Kitchin Poet Limerick

Summer Bawdy Limericks

Hot Bikini
Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe
But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know
A sexy sheer suit,
expensive, but cute
She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow!

Jaw dropping
Martha liked to tan topless at the beach
Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach
She stood up to her dismay,
her rack was now on display
A man's dentures dropped, as she heard a screech!

A Sudden Boost 
Dan was ready for a hot summer night
With his new date, wanted to make it right
He took three blue pills,
hoping for some thrills
But with the quick boost he couldn't stand upright!

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Duke Beaufort July 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM Tania, very cool. This humor shows your maturity and good taste. How we handle this area reveals a lot. Really all very well expressed, and I appreciate being able to read, laugh, and smile. Tania Kitchin July 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM Duke, thank you.

Jack Horne July 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM Ha ha ha, had a good chuckle. Thanks very much for the win in your contest : ) Tania Kitchin July 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM Jack, thank you.

Andrea Dietrich July 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM Ha! Good ones, Tania Tania Kitchin July 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM Andrea, thank you.

Jack Horne July 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM LOL, thanks for the chuckle Tania Kitchin July 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM Jack, thank you, glad they made you laugh.

Tom Cunningham July 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM Lol, brilliant lims Tania, this site needs more humour. Enjoy your weekend. Tom Tania Kitchin July 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM Tom, thank you. Hope you're having a nice weekend too.

Jan Allison July 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM Perhaps you should enter your own contest lol we know some do this already lol :-) hugs Jan xx Lin Lane July 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM There’s a list that others have seen. Tania Kitchin July 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM Hahaha, no.

Jan Allison July 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM omg Tania these limericks are hilarious lol that final line had me crying with laughter! I sure was in need of a giggle today, thanks so much! :-) hugs jan xx Tania Kitchin July 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM Jan, glad you enjoyed them. I felt like writing something fun and lighthearted. Hugs.