Short Bawdy Poems

"Oh damn!" bombilates 
the bee—as it pollinates 
the bawdy blossoms....

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bawdy at the polls
the quiet blasphemy~
tricks have pockets full


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For John ;),...

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Naughty
Bawdy
Gaudy
Haughty

Katya was a naughty, bawdy star
She seduced the gaudy, haughty czar...

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red rose price rises
faster than flaccid todgers  ~
a blooming rip off!!!
...

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"body language"


her swerves and curves

occurred around

every corner

from head to toe

spoken in bawdy language...

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A limerick ought to be bawdy
A little bit nasty and naughty
So if one should write
Write ones that bite
A little risqué and gaudy...

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There was a Christmas party
The meal was very hearty
	With onions and cabbage
	Our colons it ravaged 	
Leaving us rather farty...

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He was a dandy, a coxcomb, a fop.
Fashionable without one inch of slop.
But when undressed
was not caressed
Genital area horrible mop...

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My mama taught me not to say
A naughty word, so stay away
With a bawdy game
That could bring me shame,
Or she won't let me out to play....

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Yes you’re a bawdy quicksy girl,
Showing off sweet wrinkles and curl.
This is rather fine
Most of the time
But not at funerals, Grandma Merle!...

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A young miss by the name of Elaine,
Was considered a bit of a pain.
Bawdy words just to goad.
Gaudy clothes fashion mode.
She was never invited again....

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A perky young lady named Babbit
found humor in teasing the Abbot.
She thought ’twould be fun
to dress like a nun,
but he got her out of the habit....

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Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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LAUGHS AND FARTS



I laugh at Jan's bawdy poems with farts - and her use of body parts



01/10/2021
Contest: Tease A friend 
Sponsor:Bobby May...

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Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"...

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It was a first rate Finnish firetrap
Anyone who stayed was a big sap
I would have to be dead
To lie in that bed
Place not safe enough to take a quick crap...

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A woman seductively dance
As the man's private starts to prance
He shouts, you're alive
As his heat starts to thrive
He claps back, Cuz his size is enhance...

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Seems an amorous Florida man
Drove right into a FedEx step van.
Though the oral tradition
Caused a head-on collision,
The package was delivered as planned....

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I once knew a man named Asheet
Who had to go poop when he peed
When faced with a urinal
He can performed a great miracle
It's something you all have to see...

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A pretty winsome lady from Troy
Liked a remarkably handsome boy
She started to flirt,
By lifting her skirt
So he showed his retractable toy.


May 30, 2021...

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There was a lap dancer called Clara
Show me your bump bits, do it, I dare ya
She lifted her top
And out they did flop
To be honest, they were quite a nice paira...

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Limber Dick knew a neat little trick
He would tie his long nose to his dick
   But when he did sneeze
   Created a breeze
Then his nose to his dick wouldn't stick...

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A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise - 
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill

17th Feb 2015...

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There was a young man from Kentucky
Went into the pantry to find a cookie
A gay man from Dover
seeing him bending over
said I just can't believe I'm that lucky

25/5/14...

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opened his wallet
eskimo call girl chuckled ~
lacked innuendo



for the Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
Written 10/8/22...

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