Short Bawdy Poems
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"body language"
her swerves and curves
occurred around
every corner
from head to toe
spoken in bawdy language
A limerick ought to be bawdy
A little bit nasty and naughty
So if one should write
Write ones that bite
A little risqué and gaudy
There was a Christmas party
The meal was very hearty
With onions and cabbage
Our colons it ravaged
Leaving us rather farty
The Oval Office looks gaudy
And outshines the King of Saudi
Trump’s ugly deco
Gives off an echo
Of a bordello that’s bawdy
He was a dandy, a coxcomb, a fop.
Fashionable without one inch of slop.
But when undressed
was not caressed
Genital area horrible mop
My mama taught me not to say
A naughty word, so stay away
With a bawdy game
That could bring me shame,
Or she won't let me out to play.
THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."
Always...Hungry
Sometimes...Sad
Always...Angry
Sometimes...Glad
Sometimes...Bawdy
Always...Bandy
Sometimes...Naughty
Always...Randy
Yes you’re a bawdy quicksy girl,
Showing off sweet wrinkles and curl.
This is rather fine
Most of the time
But not at funerals, Grandma Merle!
A young miss by the name of Elaine,
Was considered a bit of a pain.
Bawdy words just to goad.
Gaudy clothes fashion mode.
She was never invited again.
A perky young lady named Babbit
found humor in teasing the Abbot.
She thought ’twould be fun
to dress like a nun,
but he got her out of the habit.
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
got fresh with Margo
who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity
LAUGHS AND FARTS
I laugh at Jan's bawdy poems with farts - and her use of body parts
01/10/2021
Contest: Tease A friend
Sponsor:Bobby May
Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"
It was a first rate Finnish firetrap
Anyone who stayed was a big sap
I would have to be dead
To lie in that bed
Place not safe enough to take a quick crap
This summer two nudists got wed:
no clothing was worn, not a thread,
no Mendelssohn played -
(I smirked, I'm afraid)
'The organ is out,' Vicar'd said...
A woman seductively dance
As the man's private starts to prance
He shouts, you're alive
As his heat starts to thrive
He claps back, Cuz his size is enhance
Seems an amorous Florida man
Drove right into a FedEx step van.
Though the oral tradition
Caused a head-on collision,
The package was delivered as planned.
I once knew a man named Asheet
Who had to go poop when he peed
When faced with a urinal
He can performed a great miracle
It's something you all have to see
A pretty winsome lady from Troy
Liked a remarkably handsome boy
She started to flirt,
By lifting her skirt
So he showed his retractable toy.
May 30, 2021
There was a lap dancer called Clara
Show me your bump bits, do it, I dare ya
She lifted her top
And out they did flop
To be honest, they were quite a nice paira
Limber Dick knew a neat little trick
He would tie his long nose to his dick
But when he did sneeze
Created a breeze
Then his nose to his dick wouldn't stick
A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise -
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill
17th Feb 2015
There was a young man from Kentucky
Went into the pantry to find a cookie
A gay man from Dover
seeing him bending over
said I just can't believe I'm that lucky
25/5/14
opened his wallet
eskimo call girl chuckled ~
lacked innuendo
for the Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsored by John Lawless
Written 10/8/22