Notes About The Poem

Valentines Senryu Contest Sponsored by tania Kitchin 02/04/25

my cynical valentine - bawdy


red rose price rises faster than flaccid todgers ~ a blooming rip off!!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025


Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 2/14/2025 8:50:00 AM
Yet people pay, more fool them. Cheaper at the garage lol. Tom
Login to Reply
Date: 2/14/2025 6:55:00 AM
Jan, very punny! We're sad here that prices have to rise a lot before people realize that our leader is concerned about his own bank account. To a lesser extent, he's helping his billionaire friends. Their increase in income for a bigger yacht and a trip to mars comes at the expense of the rest of us and the environment itself.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/12/2025 7:55:00 PM
So clever! Congrats, Jan!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/10/2025 2:38:00 PM
Your senryu is cheeky, irreverent, and definitely bawdy! Your humor is sharp, with a playful jab at both inflation and performance issues, making it a witty and unexpected twist on the traditional romantic imagery of roses. Loved it!!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/10/2025 11:22:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I love your fun write and picture. So True... Go with silk and make them last. Hooray!!!! Have a great day today and on Valentine's Day............
Login to Reply
Date: 2/10/2025 8:21:00 AM
So funny, Jan! Congrats on the win.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/9/2025 9:54:00 PM
Haha. So amusing. Congrats
Login to Reply
Date: 2/9/2025 1:31:00 PM
Congrats of first place
Login to Reply
Date: 2/9/2025 12:43:00 PM
Jan, congratulations on your first place in with your funny and clever senryu.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/9/2025 5:37:00 AM
Very nice Enjoyed reading the poem
Login to Reply
Date: 2/7/2025 4:29:00 AM
Love it Jan!! Never heard of "Todger" , learn something every day!!! Keep 'em coming, Happy Friday xxoo
Login to Reply
Date: 2/5/2025 1:52:00 AM
My friends hubby had a flaccid todger, so she decided to take in a lodger, No time for flowers, they were at it for hours, I believe his name was Rodger.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/4/2025 10:26:00 PM
Funny poem. It has a cute British accent.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/4/2025 7:03:00 PM
This one looks like a wiener! er, winner!
Login to Reply
Date: 2/4/2025 6:28:00 PM
You still got it! and I still love it. CayCay
Login to Reply
Date: 2/4/2025 4:09:00 PM
You don't need flowers if you have the 'other.'
Login to Reply
Lane Avatar
Lin Lane
Date: 2/4/2025 4:53:00 PM
You are so naughty but I guess I started it. ;-)
Allison Avatar
Jan Allison
Date: 2/4/2025 4:39:00 PM
lol, maybe need a suitable vase lin lol:-) hugs jan xx
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter