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An Irish themed limerick poetry contest - sponsored by Tania Kitchin. 03/22/25

I wonder what he would wish for!!! Just askin for a friend!!

Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem

An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"

humorouslimerick

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 4/2/2025 1:43:00 PM

You are the Queen-of Bawdy dear, Jan. Thanks for making me laugh. Congrats on your top win.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 4/1/2025 9:35:00 AM

Jan, you're making me laugh consistently!!! This is a good thing since it elevates the mood. The elevation of other things can wait a while. Smiles!!

Markus Jay

Date: 3/30/2025 12:03:00 AM

was rolling around with laughter reading this one

Crystol Woods

Date: 3/29/2025 1:00:00 PM

Bawdy all right! Lol congrats xo

Terry Miller

Date: 3/29/2025 9:41:00 AM

Back with congratulations

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:52:00 AM

Thanks so much Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Jim Healey

Date: 3/29/2025 8:37:00 AM

Ah, a quintessential bawdy limerick from the master herself! I would expect nothing less! Congratulations, Jan. Cheers from Canada. Jim

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:52:00 AM

aww thanks Jim if i was doing another humour book I would have included this one - but 2 is enough for me! hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 3/29/2025 7:30:00 AM

Up to your usual, I see. LOL Jan. Congratulations! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:51:00 AM

You know me well Linda Alice lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/29/2025 6:48:00 AM

Jan, a hilarious limerick, congratulations on your first place win.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:51:00 AM

Thanks so much Tania, I'm thrilled to place in your contest:-) hugs jan xx

Karen Jones

Date: 3/29/2025 6:10:00 AM

Hahahaha love it! Congratulations on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:49:00 AM

thanks Karen., if you ever want to run a limerick past me before you post it i will check it for you xx hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 3/29/2025 4:40:00 AM

Congratulations Jan, that pot of gold won’t be much good, if the Eh'em Irishman (not me of course) hasn’t got the (family jewels) to back it up with lol, Great Win Cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2025 9:49:00 AM

lol thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/24/2025 3:44:00 PM

Ha ha ha, good one

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2025 10:48:00 AM

thanks my friend i thought you would like this one lol:-) hugs jan x

John Read

Date: 3/23/2025 5:58:00 AM

Not only was his willy small,, the Irishman only had one ball, it wasn't much fun, only having one plum, in the nude he felt such a fool.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2025 10:48:00 AM

John your limerick style comments are always hilarious - subliminal message do a book with beryl! hugs jan xx

Jerry Brotherton

Date: 3/23/2025 5:01:00 AM

Girl, you so naughty. What a perfect limerick to start my day.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2025 10:47:00 AM

noooo I'm not naughty its an illusion lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Miller

Date: 3/23/2025 4:04:00 AM

Too funny, and bawdy, GL in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2025 10:46:00 AM

Thanks Terry! hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 3/23/2025 3:46:00 AM

The wish was granted and he became oversized.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2025 3:57:00 AM

I guess lots of ill endowed fella's will be seeking THAT crock of gold Victor lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/22/2025 2:21:00 PM

AH, the curse...."BIG DRINK...LITTLE DINK....

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2025 3:56:00 AM

ha ha ha thanks John! hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/22/2025 1:36:00 PM

exactly what i needed today, jan! thank you!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2025 3:56:00 AM

Thanks Ilene, i just try and raise a smile ! hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/22/2025 11:31:00 AM

- :))) ... J ... A ... N ... A ... L ... L ... I ...S ... O ... N ... :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2025 11:41:00 AM

lol A ..N...N...E - L...I...S...E xxxx

CayCay Jennings

Date: 3/22/2025 10:36:00 AM

Oh, my gosh, let us lie in an Irish gutter together. Please, please read my Irish limerick that I thought was bawdy until I read yours containing the n word, nookie. WE are two perverted cookies, yes? CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2025 11:16:00 AM

lol CayCay, you know my naughty sense of humour from when i first started lol - i will never stop trying to make folk smile and forget their troubles for a while with my silly poems, but i do write the odd serious one too:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Ashley

Date: 3/22/2025 10:28:00 AM

Dear Jan, before I even got to your bawdy limerick, I was savoring the giggles I had at the creative and witty wordplay of your title. Of course your lim was lots of naughty fun too! Ingenious hilarity my dear friend. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan

Susan Ashley
Date: 3/22/2025 11:27:00 AM

Agreed!! ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2025 11:15:00 AM

Thanks Susan I think its my favourite title EVER - using fallacy just wouldnt have had the same impact! hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 3/22/2025 10:12:00 AM

Jan... Jan... Jan... You claim 'bawdy' but Limerick purity in form and rhyme it's sublime.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2025 11:14:00 AM

thanks Lin - I always give a bawdy warning when the poem is a little naughty - as yet there are no comments from men ... i wonder why lol:-) hugs Jan xx