Axed Poems - Poems about Axed

... She was dressed like a flamingo floozie Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie! Wearing a shade of pink She flirted with a wink I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie Soozie was once a he-man......Read the rest...

...See them walking up and down the picketing line with a sign reaching up to the divine; see them shouting from the back of the van and them over there are screaming from the music stand, “we want a de......Read the rest...

...Many people are suffering just because they don’t know where you have been; many people are suffering; they are walking around with their hand on their chin. It was just the other day their comp......Read the rest...

...ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE! A worst nightmare loomed large notification courtesy Montgomery County Assistance Office caseworker implied medical coverage axed I felt hammered, nailed, shingled out.......Read the rest...

...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...

...life’s unstable death’s staid ~ recombobulation comes by getting laid clucked a hen to her sterile rooster ~ being axed by the kitchen maid who was having a fling with the butler ~ he certainl......Read the rest...

...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick regarding how yesterdays prurient laced introductions to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows. Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject ......Read the rest...

...Damn bad reputation counts 500 plus paw whet tick stints The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous miscreant. "I don't give a damn......Read the rest...

...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...

...Yours truly never heard, seen, no lies particularly when alone facing my (pushing up daisies) demise, without pretense nor guise, he honestly decries smelled, tasted, nor touched, any size, a......Read the rest...

...You don’t like my politics, so you are deleting me. How much more delighted could I possibly be? I’d try to let you know, but of course, I have been axed. Which is fine because my Facebook friends......Read the rest...

...Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior automatically linkedin with Lothario; an unscrupulous seducer of women, based upon a charact......Read the rest...

...Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming... Thus spake Zarathustra necessitating donning layered clothing in tandem, especially trumpeting being with wise mind and economical exercising......Read the rest...

...A scandalous public kiss A woman would gladly miss And upon her forced hiss, If she didn’t in her pants piss! Openly, she has been axed; For it wasn’t at all asked; Her tolerance one has ta......Read the rest...

...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......Read the rest...