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Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie

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She was dressed like a flamingo floozie Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie! Wearing a shade of pink She flirted with a wink I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken? Overdid the implants Axed the bulge in her pants I heard tell her name used to be Big Ben *Finding a balance between writing humor and serious poetry. I try but will never be as well-rounded as Soozie... Thank Goodness!

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/31/2024 4:03:00 AM

Lin, ha ha, a great limerick.

Terry Flood

Date: 1/30/2024 3:09:00 PM

Don’t get many of those to the… metric tonne. Whatever the hell that thing is, it looks like it needs lancing. Your limericks saved the day, Lin… I was about to seek out a bucket ;-) Terry

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 3:11:00 PM

Thanks, Terry, but I'm not sure anything can save the day when some "THING" looks that grotesque. ;-)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/30/2024 11:35:00 AM

Love the twist and turns of words and story!! Do ya Ken!!

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 12:34:00 PM

Oh, I Ken ya just fine! Lol thanks, Kim.

Jay Narain

Date: 1/30/2024 9:57:00 AM

where do you get the picture? Fits your Limerick. Good job

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 12:33:00 PM

Jan sent it to me. Glad you like it, Jay.

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/30/2024 9:10:00 AM

You gotta laugh at that picture and your Limerick’s Lin, they definitely compliment each other perfectly, maybe she/he lives in a hall of mirrors, lol, cheers David

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:17:00 AM

Oh, my goodness! Can you imagine what those mirrors would say if they had the magical power of the evil queen's mirror in Snow White? Shatter. Thank you for laughing at Soozie the Doozie.

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 1/30/2024 8:21:00 AM

Good Morning, Lin, Your poem just made me smile. (The picture included) Your words flow like a Limerick should. If this is for a contest, you won in my book. LOL! - Blessings, Daniel

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:11:00 AM

Good morning, Daniel and it's good to make others smile. Thanks, but it's not for a contest. I'm not entering any more of them in PS.

Deb M

Date: 1/30/2024 8:16:00 AM

Oh my lord is all l can say to those bazookas!! Hehe …..Great poem! Debx

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:10:00 AM

Enough said, Deb. lol Thanks.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/30/2024 8:02:00 AM

He(she) can't be right in the head, Baron Frankenstein would be proud lol Tom

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:10:00 AM

Freaky, that a definite, Tom.

Jan Allison

Date: 1/30/2024 8:00:00 AM

found an old poem from 2016 - its quite apt though the rhyme could do wit a tweak lol ! Sindy Is a Real Doll A most popular dolly was Sindy, Her outfits were terribly skimpy, Tiny waistline was drastic , With huge boobs made of plastic, She’d get blown over if it were windy!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/30/2024 9:25:00 AM

hahahah

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:10:00 AM

Get out of her way if she starts heading in your direction. She's throwing 2 bowling balls at the same time!

Jan Allison

Date: 1/30/2024 7:23:00 AM

oh gee what a mess she looks, Your limericks paint a vivid picture along with the photo. Talk about getting media attention by going from Ken to Barbie and having so much surgery to look like that. her plastic surgeon should be struck off - not a good advert . I read 'she' now wants a baby - lets hope she has no plans to breast feed! hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 9:08:00 AM

ha ha to both of your thoughts. These came from that photo you showed me, Jan.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/30/2024 8:03:00 AM

Or teeth lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/30/2024 7:58:00 AM

bearing in mind ... she was born a man - guess she lives in a dream world.

Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2024 7:38:00 AM

A baby??? hmmm Oh, Heavens no! She'd better keep pins away from those balloons.