Lin Lane Poet Limerick

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Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie

She was dressed like a flamingo floozie
Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie!
Wearing a shade of pink
She flirted with a wink
I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie

Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when
Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken?
Overdid the implants
Axed the bulge in her pants
I heard tell her name used to be Big Ben



*Finding a balance between writing humor and serious poetry. 
I try but will never be as well-rounded as Soozie... Thank Goodness!

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Tania Kitchin January 31, 2024 at 4:03 AM Lin, ha ha, a great limerick.

Terry Flood January 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM Don’t get many of those to the… metric tonne. Whatever the hell that thing is, it looks like it needs lancing. Your limericks saved the day, Lin… I was about to seek out a bucket ;-) Terry Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM Thanks, Terry, but I'm not sure anything can save the day when some "THING" looks that grotesque. ;-)

Kim Rodrigues January 30, 2024 at 11:35 AM Love the twist and turns of words and story!! Do ya Ken!! Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM Oh, I Ken ya just fine! Lol thanks, Kim.

Jay Narain January 30, 2024 at 9:57 AM where do you get the picture? Fits your Limerick. Good job Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 12:33 PM Jan sent it to me. Glad you like it, Jay.

David Kavanagh January 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM You gotta laugh at that picture and your Limerick’s Lin, they definitely compliment each other perfectly, maybe she/he lives in a hall of mirrors, lol, cheers David Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:17 AM Oh, my goodness! Can you imagine what those mirrors would say if they had the magical power of the evil queen's mirror in Snow White? Shatter. Thank you for laughing at Soozie the Doozie.

Daniel Henry Rodgers January 30, 2024 at 8:21 AM Good Morning, Lin, Your poem just made me smile. (The picture included) Your words flow like a Limerick should. If this is for a contest, you won in my book. LOL! - Blessings, Daniel Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:11 AM Good morning, Daniel and it's good to make others smile. Thanks, but it's not for a contest. I'm not entering any more of them in PS.

Deb M January 30, 2024 at 8:16 AM Oh my lord is all l can say to those bazookas!! Hehe …..Great poem! Debx Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM Enough said, Deb. lol Thanks.

Tom Cunningham January 30, 2024 at 8:02 AM He(she) can't be right in the head, Baron Frankenstein would be proud lol Tom Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM Freaky, that a definite, Tom.

Jan Allison January 30, 2024 at 8:00 AM found an old poem from 2016 - its quite apt though the rhyme could do wit a tweak lol ! Sindy Is a Real Doll A most popular dolly was Sindy, Her outfits were terribly skimpy, Tiny waistline was drastic , With huge boobs made of plastic, She’d get blown over if it were windy! Jan Allison January 30, 2024 at 9:25 AM hahahah Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM Get out of her way if she starts heading in your direction. She's throwing 2 bowling balls at the same time!

Jan Allison January 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM oh gee what a mess she looks, Your limericks paint a vivid picture along with the photo. Talk about getting media attention by going from Ken to Barbie and having so much surgery to look like that. her plastic surgeon should be struck off - not a good advert . I read 'she' now wants a baby - lets hope she has no plans to breast feed! hugs jan xx Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 9:08 AM ha ha to both of your thoughts. These came from that photo you showed me, Jan. Tom Cunningham January 30, 2024 at 8:03 AM Or teeth lol Jan Allison January 30, 2024 at 7:58 AM bearing in mind ... she was born a man - guess she lives in a dream world. Lin Lane January 30, 2024 at 7:38 AM A baby??? hmmm Oh, Heavens no! She'd better keep pins away from those balloons.