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Dead Moose

life’s unstable death’s staid ~ recombobulation comes by getting laid clucked a hen to her sterile rooster ~ being axed by the kitchen maid who was having a fling with the butler ~ he certainly made her grade By David Kavanagh

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/3/2023 6:45:00 AM

Agh well at least the rooster didn't go to waste lol. Waste not want not. Tom

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/3/2023 8:02:00 AM

He certainly didn’t Tom, and the butler and maid can have a lie on in the morning without him crowing at 4am, a happy ending lol, cheers David

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 6/3/2023 2:18:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh. Enjoyed it.

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/3/2023 6:08:00 AM

Cheers Victor, thanks for looking in!

I Am Anaya

Date: 6/2/2023 7:28:00 PM

What's Bullwinkle got to do with it? Sounds David Lynchee.

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/3/2023 10:33:00 AM

Definitely a bit of lynching going on in this one Anaya, that rooster is the butt of each line lol, cheers David

I Am Anaya
Date: 6/3/2023 9:29:00 AM

Lynch is known for his uniquely disturbing and mind-bending visual work. His films juxtapose the cheerfully mundane with the shockingly macabre and often defy explanation.

I Am Anaya
Date: 6/3/2023 9:26:00 AM

Oh, it's in google. Eminem used it. At least there is an afternoon delight!

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/3/2023 6:07:00 AM

Hey Anaya, a dead moose is a person that would seem like they would be great in bed, only to disappoint when the time comes by laying around useless, methinks the rooster was not fertilising the hens eggs, that’s why he got axed, cheers David

Terry Flood

Date: 6/2/2023 3:46:00 PM

The mind of Mr D Kavanagh is indeed an intriguing place. Rarely has an impotent rooster being beheaded brought a grin ‘bove my chin. ;-) Terry

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/2/2023 4:05:00 PM

It does seem quite a preposterous scenario Terry, but I’m sure it happens on a regular basis, you grinning I mean, cheers David

Bill Baker

Date: 6/2/2023 2:48:00 PM

Now that was some funny poetry, David, and I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing, Bill

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/2/2023 3:40:00 PM

Hey Bill good to see you, I’m glad you enjoyed this humorous one, a bit of Hijinks going on here in Monoku style, cheers David