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Witticisms Poems - Poems about Witticisms

Malaphorisms, or, Sayings Unsaid
...We grew up with aphorisms-- Pithy, witty observations; Some may only be sophisms That were passed through generations. Old but not anachronisms, They’re still true in many nations. They have ......

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Categories: witticisms, funny, humor, parody, words,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member he considers himself witty
...if he was half as witty as he thought he would be making millions of dollars as a comic he thinks he is a professional wisecracker a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth hitting anyone an......

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Categories: witticisms, irony,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Willy the Wisecrackig Warlock
...Willy the wisecracking warlock was wordy, wild, wonderfully willfully welcoming, and a wee bit whacky. Willy widely wasted wonderful witticisms on Wellington’s willing wealthy.......

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Categories: witticisms, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member If you asked I would tell you of my secrets
...If you asked I would tell you of my secrets Soft furry things that comfort weary souls Harsh thorns rebuffing prying doubts Stoic sentries peering through stone eyes Cold lips that scorn the warm......

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Categories: witticisms, silence,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Witticisms In Moonlight
...witticisms in moonlight love’s mattress rumbling with laughs this couple’s bellies hurting we go overboard......

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Categories: witticisms, funny love,
Form: Dodoitsu



Premium Member Poet Identity
...Poet Identity In conversations, In biographies, In resumes…all poets are writers, but not all writers are poets. On a careful look into the mirror, when not looking for wrinkles, but ......

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Categories: witticisms, character, desire, destiny, humanity,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Birthday Rebirth
...Reborn here now without baggage. Every year, as I'm delighted. From friends and forebears as adage. Roaring new birthday, beloved. Most pals are cheerful and friendly. Reborn h......

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Categories: witticisms, analogy, birthday, community, dedication,
Form: Quatern
Premium Member Keeping Her Head
...Great Scot delusions of grandeur! The merry queen with her rosary, her entourage, ooh la la funereal shroud and veil; her head bound high. There’s that sparkle in her eyes, witticisms......

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Categories: witticisms, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Remembering the Phant
...There's more than just size to the elephant, they do do some things that the others can't. Many stories show these acts as valiant; in the wild, grand gestures seem elegant. Their wisdom is "ear-......

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Categories: witticisms, courage, emotions, funny, remember,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Oh Ogden, Our Ogden
...Will one write an Ogden Nash? A touch o' wink, bit a blink And then, add a glint o' guile... Doing all, with wryest smile. Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"? Since Nash, he himself, had mashe......

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Categories: witticisms, class, fun, humor, muse,
Form: Rhyme
Hopes and Dreams
...If we had never met, Who would I be? With all your quirks and oddities, You taught me how to laugh. With your limitless witticisms, You made my mind sharp. By gifting me your friendship, You......

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Categories: witticisms, care, friend, friendship, friendship
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Witticisms
... Witticisms By: Tom 1-19-2008 If a man tell an untruth today in jest, And straightens it up on the morrow, Does it yet remain a lie? The witness that I show to another, Either em......

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Categories: witticisms, god, life, words,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Watch Out For Wonderful Witticisms
...A wonderful witticism, wittily said, Can often fly past a non-thinker’s head. Sometimes they are angry, a bit like a barb. If that is the truth, wearing Saturday garb, You might want to keep th......

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Categories: witticisms, fun, funny, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rattling Washington's Cage
...President Trump has rattled Washington's cage with an unlikely combination of technology and rage He's twittered and texted sharp barbs, targeted criticism at oversensitive pols, used to kow-t......

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Categories: witticisms, america, courage, leadership, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Halloween Tricksters
...Kids nowadays don't know the fine art of staging Halloween tricks, (Though they are very adept at fleecing me for candy to get their kicks!) Tricks we did as kids would no doubt today land us in th......

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Categories: witticisms, halloween, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

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