Best Witticisms Poems
Below are the all-time best Witticisms poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of witticisms poems written by PoetrySoup members
Watch Out For Wonderful WitticismsA wonderful witticism, wittily said,
Can often fly past a non-thinker’s head.
Sometimes they are angry, a bit like a barb.
If that is the truth, wearing Saturday...
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Categories:
witticisms, fun, funny, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Witticisms In Moonlightwitticisms in moonlight
love’s mattress rumbling with laughs
this couple’s bellies hurting
we go overboard...
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Categories:
witticisms, funny love,
Form:
Dodoitsu
Oh Ogden, Our OgdenWill one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.
Or could it come...
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Categories:
witticisms, class, fun, humor, muse,
Form:
Rhyme
Poet IdentityPoet Identity
In conversations,
In biographies,
In resumes…all poets are writers,
but not all writers are poets.
On a careful look into the mirror, when not...
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Categories:
witticisms, character, desire, destiny, humanity,
Form:
Prose
' He's Company ... '‘ He’s Company ! … ’
He’s Not Down With Misery
and Not Out with The In(flated)-Crowds
But He’s Up On Lady Liberty …
Laughing, New York-Minute, Out...
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Categories:
witticisms, allegory, business, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Adventures In DoggerelWhen I was a lad and somewhat brash
I often read the poems of Ogden Nash,
whose humourous rhymes on many themes,
was motivation for my own poetic...
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Categories:
witticisms, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboy's FaceSoftly dimmed flecks of green within eyes of ocean blue
Shining deep within a black hole of darkness, a soul light and true
Creases of age and...
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Categories:
witticisms, friendship
Form:
Couplet
Halloween TrickstersKids nowadays don't know the fine art of staging Halloween tricks,
(Though they are very adept at fleecing me for candy to get their kicks!)
Tricks we...
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Categories:
witticisms, halloween, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My WorldI want to live in a world
Where people with substance abuse problems
can walk hand in hand with a community of friends
Because addictions as we know...
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Categories:
witticisms, art, caregiving, dedication, devotion,
Form:
I do not know?
Tell Me EverythingA misanthrope yet addicted
To your praise
Inclined to enslave
And beckon come and see
We can trade witticisms
Or discuss the front page
You can confide every fetish
I promise I'll...
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Categories:
witticisms, friend,
Form:
Free verse
Birthday RebirthReborn here now without baggage.
Every year, as I'm delighted.
From friends and forebears as adage.
Roaring new birthday, beloved.
Most pals are cheerful and friendly.
Reborn here now...
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Categories:
witticisms, analogy, birthday, community, dedication,
Form:
Quatern
I Got This Straight From Abe Lincolc Who Confirms That God Is, Indeed, DeadWHOOF!
We are not all chasing our tails in the very same way
We are not all praying for the same thing every day
We are all just...
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Categories:
witticisms, angstpeople, me, people,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Free Cee a Town Called GentleA TOWN CALLED “GENTLE”
a soft still stream hides behind a small hill
in my hometown
it's near where the highway ends
and where flowers bloom all year long
in...
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Categories:
witticisms, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Remembering the PhantThere's more than just size to the elephant,
they do do some things that the others can't.
Many stories show these acts as valiant;
in the wild, grand...
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Categories:
witticisms, courage, emotions, funny, remember,
Form:
Monorhyme
For Those of You Who Enjoy Watching a Tiger Slay His PrayWHOOF!
We are not all chasing our tails in the very same way
We are not all praying for the same thing every day
We are all just...
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Categories:
witticisms, angst, people, me, people,
Form:
Quatrain