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Washroom Poems | Examples of Washroom Poetry

Washroom Poems. Below are examples of poems about washroom. This list of poetry about washroom is made of PoetrySoup member poems. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of washroom poetry. This list of works about washroom is a great resource for examples of washroom poems and show how to write poems about washroom. Definitions may be included where appropriate.

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List of Washroom Poems

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Premium Member Poem Amazing Facts From Jack Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, celebration,
Turning the page VIJAI PANT Blank verse washroom, faith, hurt, integrity, love
Premium Member Poem A Few Things To Rant About Emile Pinet Verse washroom, 8th grade, anger, anxiety,
Premium Member Poem Trotted Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, hilarious,
Premium Member Poem Panic Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, pollution,
Premium Member Poem Best Damn Feeling Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, anxiety,
Premium Member Poem Bestest Damn Feeling Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, humor,
Listen to me Africa Solomon Ochwo-Oburu Lyric washroom, africa, song,
Premium Member Poem Waving Wily Emile Pinet Alliteration washroom, culture, feelings, howl, hurt,
Premium Member Poem No Need For Dulcolax Jack Ellison Limerick washroom, life,

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Amazing Facts From Jack
by Jack Ellison


Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
Averaging five trips a day
Living to eighty lets...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, destiny,

A bug in brain
by Subimal Sinha-Roy
A washroom worker got a bug in brain
He washed his clean hands again and again.
Twenty times a day he would wash
Hands with hot water, soap...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, funny,

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Wrong Gender
by Jack Ellison


A very short memory, what was I trying to remember
This is getting serious, don't remember my gender
In the ladies washroom
They all screamed and fumed
Saw some...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, gender,

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When You Need A Poop
by Jack Ellison


The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poop
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, humor,

Cardinal's Assassin
by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
An assassin targeted a Cardinal
searched, found him in church praying
He shouted,” Today you’re dead meat.
I was sent to dig this bullet into your head”

Cardinal in...

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Sonnet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, allusion, forgiveness,

Never was I so embarrassed
by Sunita U.D Palawon
Today, even after ages, I feel my cheeks grow hot
Thinking of the blunder I made, comes back to thought!

Freshly out of school, silly and ignorant...

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Couplet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, emotions, innocence, nonsense, remember,

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When Ya Gotta Go
by Jack Ellison


When ya gotta go badly and you dance around
Not a washroom or a bush or a pail can be found
Just let it all flow
Don't matter...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, humorous,

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The Forgetful Man
by Teddy Kimathi
O, what a forgetful man!

He forgot the wallet
in the car.

He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.

He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.

He forgot...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Math
by Trevor McLeod
The washroom at the mall
is down the hall beside:
the square from in the building
that's big and long as wide.

A section on the outside
down on past...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, creation, dedication, environment, introspection,

NO BATH GO WASH
by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
After decades of research,

On bathroom,

Oxford found,

Washroom!...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, humorous, water,

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Frontsies Or Backsies
by Jack Ellison


Whenever I go to the washroom I find
It's one or the other, not usually combined
But when it happens
People start clapping
Both frontsies and backsies mean the...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, funny,

Turkey On Truck
by Yvonne De Carlosa
This is actually a true story. A long time ago when I use to live on a homestead, we had grown many turkey's. Sometimes they...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, fear, fun, humorous,

POOP-TALE : for contest
by Anulaxmi Nayak
POOP - TALE : for contest

No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, art, nature, poetry,

No big deal
by Dr. Upma A. Sharma
No big deal






Lot of time bushed in the washroom,
His mind was stuck in colonic loops,
Painfully shy was the young groom,
What big deal when everyone poops...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, cool, crazy,

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Frontsies And Backsies
by Jack Ellison


Whenever I go to the washroom I find
It's one or the other, not usually combined
But when it does happen
People start clapping
Both frontsies and backsies mean...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, silly,

SKITTLES
by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY

SKITTLES


© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY

28 OCTOBER, 2014





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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, fun,

Bath for Two
by Brenda Meier-Hans
B lindfolded he leads her down the hall,
A nticipation makes her start to giggle.
T here he lets her dress slide slipping to the floor,
H anding...

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Acrostic | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, beautiful, fun, love, relationship,

Memoirs of a washroom
by Sana Husain
Sunbaked entrance steps and climbers amidst,
lay the washroom secluded.
Door opened to reveal its acrid smell.
Provoking minds to give thoughts a space.

Anxiety,apprehensiveness,shrills and thrills,
laughter to sarcasm...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, imagery, teen,

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WELCOME TO COALITION AIRWAYS
by Darryl Ashton
WELCOME TO COALITION AIRWAYS!


(After being treated to a flight on Air Force One recently, the Prime Minister could be tempted to order his own official...

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Ode | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, satire,

noise and ooze
by Henry Victor
my commode has been making noise
that my wife tried to fix it
only to make it worse
and now it started leaking too

by the time i saw...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: washroom, adventure, character, giggle, house,