Short Washroom Poems
Short Washroom Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Washroom by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Washroom by length and keyword.
No Bath Go Wash
After decades of research,
On bathroom,
Oxford found,
Washroom!...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, humorous, water,
Form:
Light Verse
Bestest Damn Feeling
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Best Damn Feeling
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Best Damn Feeling
It's said love is the bestest damn feeling ever
Finding a washroom needing to pee is much better
Love must wait
Don't hesitate
Knock over old people to avoid being a tenor...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Poo Time
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So I cough out loud when a blast is due...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, creation,
Form:
Limerick
When You Need a Poo
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
When You Need To Go
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Panic
Something's more intense than falling in love
It's finding a toilet in a dirty big rush
Like freaking panic
Become totally manic
You let go, PANIC AGAIN as the washroom floods...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, pollution,
Form:
Limerick
When You Need a Poop
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poop
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, humor,
Form:
Limerick
When You Need a Poo
The speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poo
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you cough out loud when a blast is due ...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, cute,
Form:
Limerick
Waving Wily
When winsome women wiggle while walking,
workman will whistle wolfishly, wailing words
wrought with washroom wit. Whilst waylaid wives wince,
wizened widows wink, waving wily.
(Alliteration)...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, culture, feelings, howl, hurt, imagery, rude, women,
Form:
Alliteration
Trotted
The last time you could say I actually trotted
Had diarrhea, jogged to the washroom, wasn't solid
Yelled out in relief
Avoided more grief
Big smile broke out as I staggered and hollered...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Wrong Gender
Short memory, what was I trying to remember
This is getting serious, don't remember my gender
In the ladies washroom
They all screamed and fumed
Saw some sights but incapacitated I was rendered...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, fun,
Form:
Limerick
When Ya Gotta Go
When ya gotta go badly and you dance around
Not a washroom or a bush or a pail can be found
Just let it all flow
Don't matter if it shows
Just doing what comes naturally, so what if people frown...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Amazing Facts From Jack
Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
Averaging five trips a day
Living to eighty lets say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, way too much wine...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, destiny,
Form:
Limerick
Hang On Aussies
Australians must have to hang onto things
Obviouly they'll float around in space without wings
Though cheaper than airfare
It's damn cold up there
But the washroom is spacious, just let 'er fling...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
No Need For Dulcolax
Head for the washroom about a thousand time a year
About average I assume never need laxatives for my rear
In fact, sometimes run
A minute later I'm done
Whew! My face is beaming from rear to ear...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, life,
Form:
Limerick
Jack's Amazing Fact
Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty lets say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, journey,
Form:
Limerick
Amazing Facts From Happy Jack
Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty lets say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Wrong Gender
A very short memory, what was I trying to remember
This is getting serious, don't remember my gender
In the ladies washroom
They all screamed and fumed
Saw some sights but incapacitated I was rendered...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, gender,
Form:
Limerick
Amazing Facts From Jack
Just figured out an amazing fact, in each lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty let's say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Frontsies Or Backsies
Whenever I go to the washroom I find
It's one or the other, not usually combined
But when it happens
People start clapping
Both frontsies and backsies mean the stars are aligned
© Jack Ellison 2015...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Toidies
The sign outside the public washroom read “Toilets”
Uh, I'm afraid that should have read “Toidies” instead
How childish is that
And loopy I might add
The funnest days were from three to the many days ahead...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Frontsies and Backsies
Whenever I go to the washroom I find
It's one or the other, not usually combined
But when it does happen
People start clapping
Both frontsies and backsies mean the stars are aligned
© Jack Ellison 2015...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Please Remain Seated
Saw a sign in a washroom that changed my stance
“Please remain seated for the entire performance”
For the ladies, it's not a choice
It doesn't apply to us boys
We can write our name in the snow, while we dance...
Read More
Categories:
washroom, giggle,
Form:
Limerick