Best Washroom Poems
Below are the all-time best Washroom poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of washroom poems written by PoetrySoup members
Our House‘Our House
We bought our house in 1968, for eighteen hundred pounds.
A little terrace in a row, anything bigger was out of our bounds.
It had a...
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Categories:
washroom, recovery from..., house, old,
Form:
Rhyme
The Forgetful ManO, what a forgetful man!
He forgot the wallet
in the car.
He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.
He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.
He forgot...
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Categories:
washroom, crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Free verse
A Few Things To Rant AboutWhen is a lie an alternative truth?
Why are parking spaces so small?
Do subway riders know deodorant exists?
Why do jaywalkers ignore red lights,
and children never wash...
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Categories:
washroom, 8th grade, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Verse
Her Many HatsWhen I was young my mom, like most women, donned a hat when she went out.
Dad said it added to her beauty…of this I had...
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Categories:
washroom, mothers day,
Form:
Verse
Bath For TwoB lindfolded he leads her down the hall,
A nticipation makes her start to giggle.
T here he lets her dress slide slipping to the floor,
H anding...
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Categories:
washroom, beautiful, fun, love, relationship,
Form:
Acrostic
Poop-Tale : For ContestPOOP - TALE : for contest
No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such...
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Categories:
washroom, art, nature, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Underwear Made For a BoyIf you sit tight, and promise not to spite
I will tell you a story, when I was not in my glory
grade one, a new chapter
who...
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Categories:
washroom, children, funny, teacher, clothes,
Form:
Free verse
Can a Cowboy Be DerangedIn a public washroom, can Kings ever be DEthroned?
When a cowboy moves to the city, is he DEranged?
Do photographers wishes sometimes DEvelop?
Are former famous models...
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Categories:
washroom, humorous, boy,
Form:
I do not know?
When You Need a PoopThe speed of sound is directly related to
Your visit to the washroom when you need a poop
If visitors are near
Don't want them to hear
So you...
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Categories:
washroom, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Noise and Oozemy commode has been making noise
that my wife tried to fix it
only to make it worse
and now it started leaking too
by the time i saw...
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Categories:
washroom, adventure, character, giggle, house,
Form:
Free verse
Fries and BurgersFeeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs
When will I learn I can't handle that stuff
Stomach rebels, starts causing a fuss
Once...
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Categories:
washroom, food, funny, health,
Form:
Couplet
Turkey On TruckThis is actually a true story. A long time ago when I use to live on a homestead, we had grown many turkey's. Sometimes they...
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Categories:
washroom, fear, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Frontsies and BacksiesWhenever I go to the washroom I find
It's one or the other, not usually combined
But when it does happen
People start clapping
Both frontsies and backsies mean...
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Categories:
washroom, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Wrong GenderA very short memory, what was I trying to remember
This is getting serious, don't remember my gender
In the ladies washroom
They all screamed and fumed
Saw some...
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Categories:
washroom, gender,
Form:
Limerick
The Witch of Halloween DoomThe witch awaits her chance to ride her broom
On Hallow’s Eve she does so love to zoom
Dressed in her black cape and stunning costume
Her...
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Categories:
washroom, fantasy, halloween,
Form:
Monorhyme