Warning Poems - Poems about Warning

Crowley can suck eggs and men in beds, The spies can take a long and slutty hike. Leavitt can take the words she spreads, And sit for each on cactus spikes. Magic is but a muse, A trick a mind performed en masse, Claiming fiction in the news, As if evil's in the smoke of grass. Ghosts and spirits float in heavens, Hovering in...

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if a plant ever came with a warning this is it AP: Honorable Mention 2025 Posted on April 24, 2025...

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Young newlyweds on a love boat He mounted her like a wild goat The up and down motion Of the stormy ocean Meant super sex – it got their vote!...

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mutiny warning adventure on the high seas captain walks the plank...

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Hie thee now by warning taught The path ahead be peril fraught Each breath taken carried past Each step taken counted last To strive against such dangers rife Tis better chance the falling knife For what portends from grand emprise By hazards wroth may be surmised That loot awaits at ventures end For those whom Deaths hand doth forfend But take thee heed and be...

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Skies shine a strange green, enchanted light Storm clouds frown, grumble, and complain Masculine forces flex, anticipating a frantic fight Eerie scents, wicked winds, atmospheric strain Energetic leaves flip upside-down, signaling their plight Crackling lightning strikes, releasing pent up pain ...

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Ominous thunder, prophecy or merely a warning? God’s hands clap loudly, oak tree or transformer must have been hit. Portentous night has turned still and bleak, silence as a warning Menacing clouds are moving ridiculously fast toward the east This is an evening for witches, gremlins, warlocks and bats I expect to see brooms in the sky; I feel threatened The...

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I went to the cop, in New Haven PD I said I've got a crime story, but it's hard to believe The cop said cheerfully, "let's hear, try me" So I took a deep breath, tried a memory retrieve. I said, "for a year I was getting the urge to merge It disrupted my sleep, and I tried to purge You...

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A fella’s promoted at work His office sign makes people smirk It reads W. Anchor - Head overseas banker His shortened name drives him berserk Work colleagues all know him as Billy His parents name choice, was so silly He's named William Anchor It fills him with rancour He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!...

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A fella with a lengthy willy Said, “Reduction would be so silly… “I make all my friends laugh When it’s used as a scarf Which prevents my neck getting chilly!” ...

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Is there a word for when you love something because it is horrible and it's horrible because it's true, and specifically, because it's you? That's why my chosen album cover adorns, probably, a fine record, but not one I have special feeling about, instead of a great psychedelic cover from the great psychedelic musical era - or a cover like that of...

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The sky warmly hugs the stars from the weeping moon, as the moon fearfully watches the world slowly crumbling, warning of impending doom. ...

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My ankles are grinning We love the feel of the sun We have not had her for a month The last two weeks schools were closed The windchill was twenty degrees below zero Today it is sixty-seven degrees and sunny Global warming? Of course not. Don’t be silly!...

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A poet, that's me I'm called Jan Was NEVER a poetry fan Now two books bear my name Not for fortune or fame I'll pen poop whenever I can! If ever I am stuck for words I resort to write about turds Brown things that you poo When you're sat on the loo Poop poetry's not just for nerds! ...

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The virtues, sacrificed By muscling vices, Lay dying Across the dusty crusts of Earth. The sky, once admirably azure, Now bleeds dark streams of gray Above the sight of flying vultures Flapping, circling in wait....

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