Vaseline Poems - Poems about Vaseline

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

... "Phenomonology" time drips through the lens of philosophy phenomonology melts the solid realisation; was all that time spent inconsequential, the purpose of it all ......Read the rest...

...I found my wife's Pin pals letter. Wrote about How he loved Very, very much And found it harum to be Her lover amidst the turn all Around him. Said he'd make her Lover gay And he would be ......Read the rest...

...Halloween, oh Halloween. This day of fright is not serene. The ruling number is thirteen, while ghouls and bats are seen as keen! Halloween, oh, Halloween - a day for pranks. Don’t be too mean......Read the rest...

...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......Read the rest...

...“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern W......Read the rest...

...Most of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then, I begin imagining some pretty strange scenarios. Of course I’m going to die, but - how and whe......Read the rest...

...In my skin, I'm proud and free! This beautiful dark skin I was born with And live in Fills my soul to the brim With unadulterated pride......Read the rest...

...Concrete keeps falling on my head Imagine how painful that is wished I was dead With a little Vaseline And a can of kidney beans Rub gently and spend next two days in bed......Read the rest...

... "Understood" My feet stand solemn grounded they're barefoot sinking in the undertow, feeling what’s real my toes grip the past while ......Read the rest...

...A friend to a friend, she has made my bed unkempt up for grabs, the lady lays, halleluyah to alcohol for this prey ......Read the rest...

...Prance across my stomach, with your lightest touch. Take a big juicy bite out of my boobs, wood tick man. Sure. Swirl my blood around in your little mean mouth. Take your time. Enjoy yourself, at ......Read the rest...

...I met her when I was sixteen or seventeen One old mean vicious queen called Josephine Her skin the texture of a tangerine And its color plasticine aquamarine Obsessed with her aging beauty hardl......Read the rest...

...• By daniel miltz • You're not born with cool, you've got to find it. A leather jacket that fits like a glove knows it. Cool is an act. Cool is by learning to stand out from the crowd, stay ahea......Read the rest...

...Harmattan Is Upon You When cooler nights delay arousal from the peace of sleep's blindfold and the joy of a monthly paycheck is blurred by the inertia to rise up The Sun remains robed in a h......Read the rest...