Vaseline Poems - Poems about Vaseline

...THeir plan - in each oriface pour some Vaseline, KY and more... with rings of the bell they both had to yell, "Too greasy to open the door."......

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...She schemin’ on the low, watch your toes acting peachy Manipulative ass it dont last do you greasy Same crib, same home ? Girl im lala You tweaking Come get this smoke For the dope......

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... I've put the foil on my bedroom doorknob and fastened rubber bands across the latch. I've mixed Coca Cola with toothpaste and vaseline then poured the rest of the coke in the toilet. I've drun......

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...My anole’s brown; Oops, now he’s changed to green! What a little clown; he’s nowhere to be seen. Oops, now he’s changed to green, says it calms him down. So still and so serene, doesn’t make......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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... "Phenomonology" time drips through the lens of philosophy phenomonology melts the solid realisation; was all that time spent inconsequential, the purpose of it all ......

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...I found my wife's Pin pals letter. Wrote about How he loved Very, very much And found it harum to be Her lover amidst the turn all Around him. Said he'd make her Lover gay And he would be ......

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...Halloween, oh Halloween. This day of fright is not serene. The ruling number is thirteen, while ghouls and bats are seen as keen! Halloween, oh, Halloween - a day for pranks. Don’t be too mean......

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...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......

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...“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern W......

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...In my skin, I'm proud and free! This beautiful dark skin I was born with And live in Fills my soul to the brim With unadulterated pride......

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...Concrete keeps falling on my head Imagine how painful that is wished I was dead With a little Vaseline And a can of kidney beans Rub gently and spend next two days in bed......

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... "Understood" My feet stand solemn grounded they're barefoot sinking in the undertow, feeling what’s real my toes grip the past while ......

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...A friend to a friend, she has made my bed unkempt up for grabs, the lady lays, halleluyah to alcohol for this prey ......

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...Prance across my stomach, with your lightest touch. Take a big juicy bite out of my boobs, wood tick man. Sure. Swirl my blood around in your little mean mouth. Take your time. Enjoy yourself, at ......

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