Exhausted, Ready for Bed

I've put the foil on my bedroom doorknob
and fastened rubber bands across the latch.
I've mixed Coca Cola with toothpaste and vaseline 
then poured the rest of the coke in the toilet.
I've drunk warm water and a shot of olive oil.
I'm tired; the bananas will have to wait til morning.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Crandall Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I like this crazy poem.
Poteet Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Thanks, David, I could have gone on forever with so many handy hacks and hints from the Internet
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