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Exhausted, Ready for Bed

I've put the foil on my bedroom doorknob and fastened rubber bands across the latch. I've mixed Coca Cola with toothpaste and vaseline then poured the rest of the coke in the toilet. I've drunk warm water and a shot of olive oil. I'm tired; the bananas will have to wait til morning.

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David Crandall

Date: 1/27/2025 9:57:00 AM

I like this crazy poem.

Reason A. Poteet
Date: 1/27/2025 11:23:00 AM

Thanks, David, I could have gone on forever with so many handy hacks and hints from the Internet

Tom Woody

Date: 1/17/2025 2:59:00 PM

Thanks for the heads up

Tom Woody
Date: 1/18/2025 7:28:00 AM

Humor helps smooth out the rough edges :)

Reason A. Poteet
Date: 1/18/2025 7:26:00 AM

Thanks, Tom. Appreciate your comment, that counts with me. Humor is not the best entry here but I sure had fun with it; there are enough hacks and time-saving hints out there to fill all of Line's 6 liner contests.