Best Vaseline Poems
Below are the all-time best Vaseline poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of vaseline poems written by PoetrySoup members
Please Hide the VaselineSoon will be time to pay income tax
They don’t care if you E or send fax
The result is the same
You pay up ‘til you claim
You’re...
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Categories:
vaseline, funny
Form:
Limerick
Terrifying Tina Part 2 - Collaboration With Sonny RoperOriginal limerick written by Jan Allison
A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack
She was on...
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Categories:
vaseline, humorous, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Ethel's RemediesHer name was Ethel....(yes, like the gasoline)
She smelled of menthol...(much like Vick's Vaseline)
A long time neighbor, from down the lane
She was married twice...(or was it...
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Categories:
vaseline, funny, people
Form:
Rhyme
Uniquely MeI'm allergic to sugar which helps me keep slim
If I eat too much, congestion makes me grim
Never bought lipstick, my lips are naturally dark red
People...
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Categories:
vaseline, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Hot Pantscan you imagine my disappointment...I believed her
...she might of been the one...that one woman
that has eluded me my whole lifetime...but...
...she...she was...
she was just blowing smoke...
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Categories:
vaseline, cry,
Form:
Free verse
In My SkinIn my skin,
I'm proud and free!
This beautiful dark skin
I was born with
And live in
Fills my soul to the brim
With unadulterated pride;
Notwithstanding
A few scars
and...
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Categories:
vaseline, appreciation, identity, perspective, pride,
Form:
Free verse
After the Danceelbow to elbow no room to breathe
in this place i once thought an escape
missing her more each day
and each passing moment
brown children with vaseline
greased scalps...
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Categories:
vaseline, introspection, life
Form:
Free verse
Bad BossesBad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...
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Categories:
vaseline, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
Diagram Semioticsthe serene people whose ease of manner
once made him yearn and confabulate
are laughable cartoonish and piteous now
could have been much worse he said
as his last...
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Categories:
vaseline, how i feel, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Phenomonology
"Phenomonology"
time drips through
the lens of philosophy
phenomonology melts
the solid realisation;
was all that time
spent inconsequential,
the purpose of it all
bought abruptly,
for an expected cost
(for...
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Categories:
vaseline, muse,
Form:
Narrative
6-116 a.m
It is time to wake-
After being bludgeoned by sleep.
A quick brush
And a quick wash
Off to the bus-stop in a quick rush.
It’s another...
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Categories:
vaseline, confusion, life, mystery, places,
Form:
Narrative
Presidential TriviaPresident's Day is approaching so I thought I would further your education,
By revealing useless trivia about some of the dudes who've served our nation.
President Washington...
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Categories:
vaseline, funny, history, old, old,
Form:
Couplet
Abraham Lincoln's Memorial 1969The alarm clock sang out, my dad jumps up
rushes me into the kitchen, today my love
is indeed, a very special day for you,...
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Categories:
vaseline, grief, memorial,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Wild Inside To a Boiling OutsideOur naughty crafts in sex workshop
are all placed under a constant rewind.
Your accurate curves and warm planes
covered in moisture like a soul’s Vaseline
is an awesome...
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Categories:
vaseline, love, romance, romantic, sensual,
Form:
Romanticism
MonofilamaniaIt is so hard to let go of love,
lovingly.
It sharks,
unpeels more gut more quickly
than reel or reeler ever lost
in all those years of lazy...
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Categories:
vaseline, allegory, passion, woman, memory,
Form:
Free verse