Toilet Poems - Poems about Toilet

...FLAGELLATION god’s long whip lashed hasn’t been a perfect day in sexual clothing Just to show off know she is sexy soon she’ll feel the pains NELLY OR KELLY her name wa......Read More

... Sailor Oh, crusty hot sauce bottle Stationed on the table What words would you choose If only you were able? If you were able to speak I wonder how you’d sound If you could utter speec......Read More

... My neighbor’s tastes are tacky, I really think the lady’s whacky. It’s the toilet tissue she buys, a sacrilege to a pastor’s eyes. (Thank God she’s no church-goer, they’d burn her as a b......Read More

...Everything’s poo poo the world has turned into sh!t; The toilet seat’s up.......Read More

... Hot peppers and spicy horseradish a gut-punch to the solar plexus Snake venom with moldy cheese not tonight, if you please... Tadpole skins and locust larvae strains my stomach o......Read More

... "What might be the odds each Christian goes to Heaven?" -- one helluva philosophical exercise * ......Read More

...The natives are restless They’re storming the gates The jury is back: All wretched ingrates! The votes have been cast, The dice have been thrown. The calculus broken, They’re starting to moan.......Read More

...Need volunteers in the Army? Here’s what they do Just line up a squad and say You, you, and you. Nobody bothers to think Or even to ask Whether you have the knowledge Or ability to carry out......Read More

...Here lies what this aged Indigenous River thinks s/he needs and wants, perhaps, but most emphatically feels, from us. We continue to use Her more like a shameful toilet than her delivery sys......Read More

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read More

...You came into her house through the kitchen. The big door in from the front porch Hadn't been used for years; Furniture stood hard against it. A knock at the front door meant a stranger. Aunt......Read More

... "Most are easily trained to love toiling for life." -- one rebel with a clue, as wel......Read More

...Pistol Pete is Peaceful Peter now, Married life has altered him, and how. He used to be a honky tonker Always spoiling for a fight, Now he's always home with Mama And in bed by nine each night. ......Read More

...Mine courtship and marriage with deadly obsession... As September daze will soon arrive recollections from a psychologically checkered past loom large recalling tragic storied days of mein......Read More

...TOP SECRET according to Trump Is toilet paper for his rump It all gets flushed But now he's rushed His toilet can't handle the dump (To Donald, TOP SECRET is when Stormy Daniels visits a......Read More