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Toilet Poems - Poems about Toilet

Toilet Poems - Examples of all types of poems about toilet to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for toilet.
ABC Set of Three - Vol 1
...FLAGELLATION god’s long whip lashed hasn’t been a perfect day in sexual clothing Just to show off know she is sexy soon she’ll feel the pains NELLY OR KELLY her name wa......Read More
Categories: toilet, poetry,
Form: ABC



Sailor
... Sailor Oh, crusty hot sauce bottle Stationed on the table What words would you choose If only you were able? If you were able to speak I wonder how you’d sound If you could utter speec......Read More
Categories: toilet, fantasy, food, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tacky Tastes
... My neighbor’s tastes are tacky, I really think the lady’s whacky. It’s the toilet tissue she buys, a sacrilege to a pastor’s eyes. (Thank God she’s no church-goer, they’d burn her as a b......Read More
Categories: toilet, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Poo Poo Poem
...Everything’s poo poo the world has turned into sh!t; The toilet seat’s up.......Read More
Categories: toilet, emotions, feelings,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Fast Food Fool
... Hot peppers and spicy horseradish a gut-punch to the solar plexus Snake venom with moldy cheese not tonight, if you please... Tadpole skins and locust larvae strains my stomach o......Read More
Categories: toilet, food, health, hyperbole,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Pride Presumptuous
... "What might be the odds each Christian goes to Heaven?" -- one helluva philosophical exercise * ......Read More
Categories: toilet, truth,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Algorhythms
...The natives are restless They’re storming the gates The jury is back: All wretched ingrates! The votes have been cast, The dice have been thrown. The calculus broken, They’re starting to moan.......Read More
Categories: toilet, how i feel, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Volunteer
...Need volunteers in the Army? Here’s what they do Just line up a squad and say You, you, and you. Nobody bothers to think Or even to ask Whether you have the knowledge Or ability to carry out......Read More
Categories: toilet, crazy, humor, poetry, soldier,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member River Voice
...Here lies what this aged Indigenous River thinks s/he needs and wants, perhaps, but most emphatically feels, from us. We continue to use Her more like a shameful toilet than her delivery sys......Read More
Categories: toilet, appreciation, environment, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation turgid song redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read More
Categories: toilet, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Afternoon with My Aunt
...You came into her house through the kitchen. The big door in from the front porch Hadn't been used for years; Furniture stood hard against it. A knock at the front door meant a stranger. Aunt......Read More
Categories: toilet, caregiving, childhood, family, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member And They Even Love To Squeeze It
... "Most are easily trained to love toiling for life." -- one rebel with a clue, as wel......Read More
Categories: toilet, truth,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Pitiful Parable of Pistol Pete
...Pistol Pete is Peaceful Peter now, Married life has altered him, and how. He used to be a honky tonker Always spoiling for a fight, Now he's always home with Mama And in bed by nine each night. ......Read More
Categories: toilet, funeral, husband, marriage, wife,
Form: Narrative
Mine courtship and marriage with deadly obsession
...Mine courtship and marriage with deadly obsession... As September daze will soon arrive recollections from a psychologically checkered past loom large recalling tragic storied days of mein......Read More
Categories: toilet, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Russian Plumbers
...TOP SECRET according to Trump Is toilet paper for his rump It all gets flushed But now he's rushed His toilet can't handle the dump (To Donald, TOP SECRET is when Stormy Daniels visits a......Read More
Categories: toilet, humor,
Form: Limerick

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