Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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posted on 02/28/25

WARNING THIS POEM CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR

A poet, that's me I'm called Jan
Was NEVER a poetry fan
Now two books bear my name
Not for fortune or fame
I'll pen poop whenever I can!

If ever I am stuck for words
I resort to write about turds
Brown things that you poo
When you're sat on the loo
Poop poetry's not just for nerds!

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Duke Beaufort March 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM Jan, true to your style indeed. Cute and makes us smile.

Ink Empress March 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM Such an original poet you are to be able to write humor is another level of intelligence, one that i wish i could do, as i cant write humor. My son will love this book for sure. Keep being you and keep writing! Congratulations on getting your work published. Well deserved.

Dale Gregory Cozart March 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM Vet clever, Jan!

Anne-Lise Andresen March 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM - Almost unbelievable that you have, filled two books with poop ... and the readers love it, Jan :))) - We need the humor :) - Happy weekend :) - hugs

Tom Cunningham February 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM You're in flushing good form Jan, all hail the queen.. Tom

Hilda Greenhough February 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM Another comical limerick that brings a smile. Thanks for the laugh.

Nancy Kaufman February 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM Hi Jan, LOL. We need your poop poetry here in the U.S. as we are in deep doo doo these days.. Have a good weekend,,

Kim Rodrigues February 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM Jan, it is your niche! A poop a day, makes one happier ;)

Benjamin Bartley February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM Poop is like poetry; everyone's gets the runs every once in a while. Thanks for sharing!

Lin Lane February 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM I’ve never found your poetry to be rude. Bawdy… yes but You always preface it with a warning. Rudeness is committed by others. Never you. Lin Lane March 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM well... not about poop anyway. A nursery rhyme book could be fun, but not for the public. I should do one for my grandchildren. Jan Allison February 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM there will not be a turd book lol Lin Lane February 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM :-). But I’m not ready to take down my Editor shingle. Jan Allison February 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM Thanks Lin - you know my poop style and edited my books and the warning does what it says on the cover lol:-) I wont be de turd from posting poop now as I wont be publishing another volume - their will never be a turd book to complete a trilogy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM Jan, love it as well as your poop poems and sense of humor. You write other wonderful poetry as well. I have both of your books. and they are hilariously entertaining and well done. Great lighthearted fun. -hugs Jan Allison February 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM Thanks Tania, you know me so well and i make no excuses for my poetry style and always give a warning. Now the books are published I will return to writing more poop poetry. i will not be de turd:-) hugs jan xx