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posted on 02/28/25

A poet, that's me I'm called Jan Was NEVER a poetry fan Now two books bear my name Not for fortune or fame I'll pen poop whenever I can! If ever I am stuck for words I resort to write about turds Brown things that you poo When you're sat on the loo Poop poetry's not just for nerds!

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 3/12/2025 7:04:00 PM

Jan, true to your style indeed. Cute and makes us smile.

Ink Empress

Date: 3/3/2025 9:20:00 AM

Such an original poet you are to be able to write humor is another level of intelligence, one that i wish i could do, as i cant write humor. My son will love this book for sure. Keep being you and keep writing! Congratulations on getting your work published. Well deserved.

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 3/1/2025 10:11:00 AM

Vet clever, Jan!

Rio Jansen

Date: 3/1/2025 8:59:00 AM

Great stuff, Jan. Can I request a poem with the title "Poop goes the weazel"? Hugs!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/1/2025 7:22:00 AM

- Almost unbelievable that you have, filled two books with poop ... and the readers love it, Jan :))) - We need the humor :) - Happy weekend :) - hugs

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/28/2025 10:40:00 PM

You're in flushing good form Jan, all hail the queen.. Tom

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 2/28/2025 9:09:00 PM

Another comical limerick that brings a smile. Thanks for the laugh.

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 2/28/2025 9:07:00 PM

Hi Jan, LOL. We need your poop poetry here in the U.S. as we are in deep doo doo these days.. Have a good weekend,,

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/28/2025 7:25:00 PM

Jan, it is your niche! A poop a day, makes one happier ;)

Benjamin Bartley

Date: 2/28/2025 6:15:00 PM

Poop is like poetry; everyone's gets the runs every once in a while. Thanks for sharing!

Lin Lane

Date: 2/28/2025 3:56:00 PM

I’ve never found your poetry to be rude. Bawdy… yes but You always preface it with a warning. Rudeness is committed by others. Never you.

Lin Lane
Date: 3/1/2025 7:16:00 AM

well... not about poop anyway. A nursery rhyme book could be fun, but not for the public. I should do one for my grandchildren.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2025 5:08:00 PM

there will not be a turd book lol

Lin Lane
Date: 2/28/2025 4:13:00 PM

:-). But I’m not ready to take down my Editor shingle.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2025 4:07:00 PM

Thanks Lin - you know my poop style and edited my books and the warning does what it says on the cover lol:-) I wont be de turd from posting poop now as I wont be publishing another volume - their will never be a turd book to complete a trilogy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/28/2025 3:53:00 PM

Jan, love it as well as your poop poems and sense of humor. You write other wonderful poetry as well. I have both of your books. and they are hilariously entertaining and well done. Great lighthearted fun. -hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2025 4:05:00 PM

Thanks Tania, you know me so well and i make no excuses for my poetry style and always give a warning. Now the books are published I will return to writing more poop poetry. i will not be de turd:-) hugs jan xx