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A Fly for a Pet

Think: Did you ever want a fly for a pet?
Its upkeep is well within the tightest budget.
No special food required, just an clogged toilet.
And best of all when walking your fly in public
you'll never need a bag to pick up after it
as if it were a dog. What it drops is a staple
to other insects and a delicacy to their table.

Copyright © Maurice Rigoler