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Short Toilet Poems

Short Toilet Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toilet by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toilet by length and keyword.

Paper chase - Contemporary Haiku
Stark, new,
fresh, sheets
-toilet paper....

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Categories: toilet, fun,
Form: Haiku

To let,

A Toilet,

Not wet,

Reads a chit!...

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Categories: toilet, humor,
Form: Blank verse
In toilet,
Paper waits!...

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Categories: toilet, anti bullying, caregiving, love,
Form: Light Verse
Life is a toil
Life is toil.
Without toil, life is toilet.


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Categories: toilet, life, satire,
Form: Couplet
Laps up cool water
Lifts up head
Get off the toilet!

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Categories: toilet, angst, animals, friendship, funny, life, nature, pets
Form: Haiku

input and output
i don't read
a book on
the toilet

i try
to write

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Categories: toilet, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member on a roll
curious humans
nations working together—
toilet paper wars...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet, anxiety, future, peace, world,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member This Is Huge
Can you tell me
when toilet paper
last featured in the news?...

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© Beth Evans  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet, allusion, health, nature,
Form: Questionku
oainful for a kid
wish I hadn’t what I did....
heavy toilet lid

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Categories: toilet, childhood
Form: Senryu
Toilet's advice
You better use me
If you feel shame of yourself
Mirror-less toilet...

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Categories: toilet, absence,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member outhouse wake up call
coldest day ever
stiff outhouse door barely shuts
rude awakening...

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Categories: toilet, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, nostalgia,
Form: Haiku
daily news
sitting at the shell
meeting the toilet paper
with yesterday's meal...

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Categories: toilet, beauty, confidence,
Form: Senryu
My Phone
Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you

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© Dan Keir  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet, angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life, loss,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member I Want You
Eyes meet-lick lips-look away-send a note over
Date Written: 8/24/2020...

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Categories: toilet, humorous, joy, love, lust, writing,
Form: Monoku
Senryu - Instructions for Removing a Toilet Seat Cover
Up, down, manji gamei 
Flack on shoulders, somersault 
Quadruple full flip

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Categories: toilet, fun, funny, humor, humorous, inspirational,
Form: Senryu
All gone
Toilet rolls all gone.
Who would want so many, but
those who are s*** scared!...

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Categories: toilet, fear,
Form: Senryu
In the dirty place,
there  comes flies
that makes people sick,
and others die....

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Categories: toilet, social,
Form: ABC
Premium Member the wooden toilet
the wooden toilet
the seat of man and woman
makes its slow descent


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Categories: toilet, humor,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member the Red Carpet
I walk the Red Carpet 
to my toilet room
without the TV cameras , lights 
and plume...

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Categories: toilet, clothes, fashion,
Form: Blank verse
On My Throne
On My Throne!
Outdoor toilet 
Before the show,

Door opened

Suddenly I was 
The show!

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Categories: toilet, funny
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Love Hate Forgive
We love
We hate
We forgive
Love gives
Hate retreats
Forgive renews

Date Written:7/7/2020...

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Categories: toilet, forgiveness, friendship, hate, how i feel, love,
Form: Footle
Catfucious 13
Safe behind the bathroom door,
I claw the paper to the floor.

             Oh, hey, you home?

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: toilet, animal, anxiety, cat, fun,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Water Droplets
Ten water droplets

all forming a waterfall

water mist the air


Date Written: 4/29/2020...

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Categories: toilet, beauty, water,
Form: Haiku
Crude bodily humor
Large hemorrhoid piles
obstruct waste evacuation
Evoke toilet time howls
In flat rectal production...

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Categories: toilet, funny
Form: Epigram
Inner Sanctum of Home
The stillness of 
Calm water
Resting inside 
This toilet bowl
Reflecting an
Inner sanctum of home...

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Categories: toilet, imagination
Form: Free verse