what if a cobra came out of my toilet

What if a cobra came out of my toilet and bit my butt? What if the plunger did not kill it and it also bit both legs? What if I stomped on it and it bit my legs off to the knees? What if a mouse sneaked in, and the cobra went after it? What if I had to crawl to the phone, but did not make it in time? What if my children and grandchildren found me dead? What if they thought the cobra was a new pet and they kept it? What if my dogs got angry and went after the cobra? What if a rhino came out of the sink instead of the cobra? What if he had his horn stuck and I had to help him? What if we injured the horn and he had to go to the vet? What if he did not fit into the car? At least I would still be alive.