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Thoughts on Thongs

What is it about a thong
That men break out in song
Is it the sight you see
Exposed butt cheeks
Making weak of the strong

And for my dear lady
Wearing it is crazy
It’s like floss for your tail
Makes you chap and yell
But he likes it so no shading

When Summer’s Gone NOT FOR THE CONTEST

When summer is gone
I’ll still be hot for you
Wearing teal thong 
Under blue sheets breasts nude

I’ll still serve you orange smiles
All while fixing us soul food
Still walk a country cherry mile
Just to look good chocolate good for you

When summer is gone 
I’ll still make iced tea
You like it strong
I like mine with peach

And we will

Pactolus Has Gold

Sabashtain Berlusconi made his
Presence Known
the Chant of
Pactolus the Magnificent
roar every where
He wore the strap of Honor
from
the Pergerus of Digulance'
the sacred beast of the fields
and the Gold from the 
Pactolus.
He is said to
be the Uncrowned Champion
of Champions.
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but 1 ( none is Greater!)
He proclaimed him
to be Greatest and Non Greater!
all other are meant to
 deceive and

Toss That Thong

Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock street
and spare your yelp

All of us want you to spend your money
7 special agents will help you find yourself
All agents are creating a happy place for you
Come as you are and leave for self

Whole divisions wish you well

When She Stole My Thong It Went Very Wrong - Bawdy

My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud snickers

My thong’s wedged between her butt crack
Stuck firmly between front and back
But it’s not a surprise
As it’s not in her size
There’s no room to cut any slack

Aunt waddles around like

Parades Around In a Thong

My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong

Bang and Olfsen

turn it off
and turn me on
sweetly she spoke
turn me on
control my fuctions
that I might loss myself
from the mire sight of you
turn me on
turn me on!

Thong Contest - For Bawdy Limerick Contest

Thong Contest

Goliath’s wife couldn’t go on
She felt like she’d married King Kong
Young David got laid
Right after he’d made
A catapult out of her thong

29 December 2018
For: Tania Kitchin’s
Bawdy Limerick Contest

Life Is a Thong

Bursting forth what could possibly go wrong
Sometimes in turmoil but I'm singing a song
Ignoring the negs
The future begs
To live in happiness, wearing a thong

Nix the Thong

For every kind gesture, pass one along
In fact, as well, sing a happy old song
If enough of us guys
Emit happy wee sighs
That's really fantastic but nix on the thong

Parades Around In a Thong

My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong

Parades Around In a Thong

My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long
Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong


© Jack Ellison 2016

Thong Thing Is Wrong

Thong Thing Is Wrong

Thong thing is wrong 
Cellulite women rolled on folds of flesh 
Over waves and seas that crest 
What are those monstrosities  
Whales washed up on beaches

Thin strings not quite bikinis hide nothing 
Obese creatures covered by mounds of pounds
Blot out the sun uncomfortably
As the fat eat Twinkies, dream of being Twiggy

Oh

Thong

Put that on *****

Wulfman's Thong

There once was a Wulfman named John
One of the most talented poets to come along
Limericks were his thing
But his constant carousing
Caused concern, caught cavorting in just a thong


© Jack Ellison 2015

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