Thong Poems - Poems about Thong

What is it about a thong That men break out in song Is it the sight you see Exposed butt cheeks Making weak of the strong And for my dear lady Wearing it is crazy It’s like floss for your tail Makes you chap and yell But he likes it so no shading...

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When summer is gone I’ll still be hot for you Wearing teal thong Under blue sheets breasts nude I’ll still serve you orange smiles All while fixing us soul food Still walk a country cherry mile Just to look good chocolate good for you When summer is gone I’ll still make iced tea You like it strong I like mine with peach And we will...

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Sabashtain Berlusconi made his Presence Known the Chant of Pactolus the Magnificent roar every where He wore the strap of Honor from the Pergerus of Digulance' the sacred beast of the fields and the Gold from the Pactolus. He is said to be the Uncrowned Champion of Champions. he spoke..1<(p/2n)<2 but 1 ( none is Greater!) He proclaimed him to be Greatest and Non Greater! all other are meant to deceive and...

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Are you all alone on the internet posing nude Well now there's help Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock street and spare your yelp All of us want you to spend your money 7 special agents will help you find yourself All agents are creating a happy place for you Come as you are and leave for self Whole divisions wish you well...

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My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers But last week at tea at the vicars She’d purloined MY lace thong It was morally wrong T’was the cause of very loud snickers My thong’s wedged between her butt crack Stuck firmly between front and back But it’s not a surprise As it’s not in her size There’s no room to cut any slack Aunt waddles around like...

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My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song He's a charmer for sure With a desire for amour Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong...

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turn it off and turn me on sweetly she spoke turn me on control my fuctions that I might loss myself from the mire sight of you turn me on turn me on!...

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Thong Contest Goliath’s wife couldn’t go on She felt like she’d married King Kong Young David got laid Right after he’d made A catapult out of her thong 29 December 2018 For: Tania Kitchin’s Bawdy Limerick Contest...

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Bursting forth what could possibly go wrong Sometimes in turmoil but I'm singing a song Ignoring the negs The future begs To live in happiness, wearing a thong...

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For every kind gesture, pass one along In fact, as well, sing a happy old song If enough of us guys Emit happy wee sighs That's really fantastic but nix on the thong...

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song He's a charmer for sure With a desire for amour Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong...

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My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song He's a charmer for sure With a desire for amour Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong © Jack Ellison 2016...

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Thong Thing Is Wrong Thong thing is wrong Cellulite women rolled on folds of flesh Over waves and seas that crest What are those monstrosities Whales washed up on beaches Thin strings not quite bikinis hide nothing Obese creatures covered by mounds of pounds Blot out the sun uncomfortably As the fat eat Twinkies, dream of being Twiggy Oh...

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Put that on *****...

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There once was a Wulfman named John One of the most talented poets to come along Limericks were his thing But his constant carousing Caused concern, caught cavorting in just a thong © Jack Ellison 2015...

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