Terry Flood Poet Limerick

Thong Contest - For Bawdy Limerick Contest

Thong Contest

Goliath’s wife couldn’t go on
She felt like she’d married King Kong
Young David got laid
Right after he’d made
A catapult out of her thong

29 December 2018
For: Tania Kitchin’s
Bawdy Limerick Contest

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John Lawless January 1, 2019 at 8:34 AM Now that funny and bawdy and biblical.. Terry Flood January 1, 2019 at 7:05 PM Thanks John. I always knew I’d write a biblical epic one of these days. Don’t suppose you’ve got Spielberg’s number?

Jan Allison December 31, 2018 at 5:02 PM fabulous word play Terry really made me smile:-) many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx Terry Flood December 31, 2018 at 6:48 PM Thanks Jan.

Tania Kitchin December 31, 2018 at 4:55 PM Ha ha, a very clever limerick, congratulations on your winning placement! Terry Flood December 31, 2018 at 6:49 PM Thankyou Tania

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 29, 2018 at 1:12 PM Lol! ;D Terry Flood December 29, 2018 at 2:39 PM Thanks Maureen