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A Thong For Tom

Hey Girls have you've dated someone For in his pocket he says he's a gun He says this or that It's girth is so fat It appears his ego is so under won But I have heard of another Guy In the shower he's so kinda shy When the water hits he He turns to a she Nothing left for the girls to espy Now having found this guy called Tom His bragging, mm ain't so strong He appears so thick Deluded party prick Stuffed tissues found in his thong .

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Date: 6/29/2015 10:45:00 AM
also for a pure rhyme, in line one you could have fit in the word Dong!!! Now I'll tell you about Tom's DONG! heehee
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James Fraser
Date: 6/29/2015 2:32:00 PM
Haha, maybe I should have used Dong!! :-0 for yes the rhyme would have been fine on this Limerick of mine, smiles~James :P :)
Date: 6/29/2015 10:44:00 AM
The middle one is a surprise guy!! I liked how you used thong in the last one to pull off your limerick joke, James!!
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James Fraser
Date: 6/29/2015 2:29:00 PM
Hiya Andrea, glad you liked, hugs, James...

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