James Fraser Poet Limerick

A Thong For Tom

Hey Girls have you've dated someone
For in his pocket he says he's a gun
He says this or that
It's girth is so fat
It appears his ego is so under won

But I have heard of another Guy
In the shower he's so kinda shy
When the water hits he
He turns to a she
Nothing left for the girls to espy

Now having found this guy called Tom
His bragging, mm ain't so strong
He appears so thick
Deluded party prick
Stuffed tissues found in his thong




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Andrea Dietrich June 29, 2015 at 10:45 AM also for a pure rhyme, in line one you could have fit in the word Dong!!! Now I'll tell you about Tom's DONG! heehee James Fraser June 29, 2015 at 2:32 PM Haha, maybe I should have used Dong!! :-0 for yes the rhyme would have been fine on this Limerick of mine, smiles~James :P :)

Andrea Dietrich June 29, 2015 at 10:44 AM The middle one is a surprise guy!! I liked how you used thong in the last one to pull off your limerick joke, James!! James Fraser June 29, 2015 at 2:29 PM Hiya Andrea, glad you liked, hugs, James...