Short Thong Poems
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turn it off
and turn me on
sweetly she spoke
turn me on
control my fuctions
that I might loss myself
from the mire sight of you
turn me on
turn me on!
Bursting forth what could possibly go wrong
Sometimes in turmoil but I'm singing a song
Ignoring the negs
The future begs
To live in happiness, wearing a thong
For every kind gesture, pass one along
In fact, as well, sing a happy old song
If enough of us guys
Emit happy wee sighs
That's really fantastic but nix on the thong
There once was a fellow named Chad
With a reputation for being quite bad
Drank all night long
Wearing just a pink thong
Too overweight to be skimpily clad
(eeeewwww!!!)
© Jack Ellison 2015
Thong Contest
Goliath’s wife couldn’t go on
She felt like she’d married King Kong
Young David got laid
Right after he’d made
A catapult out of her thong
29 December 2018
For: Tania Kitchin’s
Bawdy Limerick Contest
There once was a Wulfman named John
One of the most talented poets to come along
Limericks were his thing
But his constant carousing
Caused concern, caught cavorting in just a thong
© Jack Ellison 2015
My son's an eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who often parades around in a thong
What is it about a thong
That men break out in song
Is it the sight you see
Exposed butt cheeks
Making weak of the strong
And for my dear lady
Wearing it is crazy
It’s like floss for your tail
Makes you chap and yell
But he likes it so no shading
My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor so it won't be long
Before some chickie catches him and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, who sometimes parades around in a thong
My son's been voted the most eligible bachelor but I'm sure it won't be long
Before some young chickie catches his eye and he'll be singing love's sweet song
He's a charmer for sure
With a desire for amour
Much like his daddy, he sometimes parades around in a thong
© Jack Ellison 2016
To wear a thong in public...
Not much chance of that...
Unless your the type...
That gets invited back...
For unlike the summer months...
What's there to show...
I myself...put it on the shelf...
As like most you know...
To thong in public...
That's a life time ago...
A little more to hide...
Even in summer time...
To wear a thong in public...
Not much chance of that...
When summer is gone
I’ll still be hot for you
Wearing teal thong
Under blue sheets breasts nude
I’ll still serve you orange smiles
All while fixing us soul food
Still walk a country cherry mile
Just to look good chocolate good for you
When summer is gone
I’ll still make iced tea
You like it strong
I like mine with peach
And we will keep close
Always chatting and growing
Summer heart of a rose
Always amethyst loving
Hey Girls have you've dated someone
For in his pocket he says he's a gun
He says this or that
It's girth is so fat
It appears his ego is so under won
But I have heard of another Guy
In the shower he's so kinda shy
When the water hits he
He turns to a she
Nothing left for the girls to espy
Now having found this guy called Tom
His bragging, mm ain't so strong
He appears so thick
Deluded party prick
Stuffed tissues found in his thong
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