Short Thong Poems
Short Thong Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Thong by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Thong by length and keyword.
Breidenthal
Is Laura Bree-and-er-thong here?
No.
Bry-den-thal IS...
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Categories:
thong, confusion, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Beast Row
A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache...
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Categories:
thong, food,
Form:
Limerick
August Departure
I could not see anything wrong
With getting a tan in a thong
But it made Jan ruffle
when it failed to muffle
Spicy chili con carne pong...
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Categories:
thong, food,
Form:
Limerick
Time To Move On
so you had a don't fall
get off the wall
time for something new
do this too
you still belong
thong some time go wrong
TIME TO MOVE ON...
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Categories:
thong, adventure, depression, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
Ping Pong - Not For Contest
Was a young girl from Dublin
Decidly fat not thin
Her butt played ping pong
when she wore a thong
watching a three rosary sin...
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Categories:
thong, ireland,
Form:
Limerick
Pudding
A pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat
Me!...
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Categories:
thong, funny
Form:
Epulaeryu
Placido Flaccidus
Placido was wearing a thong
When he burst out singing a song
My sister shrieked, "Dong!"
But mum said, "You're wrong!
Beside its not terribly long!"...
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Categories:
thong, music,
Form:
Limerick
Location Explanation
I'm always where I belong
they say that I do no wrong
if what they say is true
then I shouldn't be blue
so you'll never find me wearing a thong...
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Categories:
thong, perspective,
Form:
Limerick
Dawn
A sunbather out on the lawn
Garnered staring but never a yawn
For one glance at her back
Showed a thong sitting smack
On the very exposed crack of Dawn....
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Categories:
thong, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Missing Instructions
The Florida Flasher Long John Dong
Came on the beach in a Trump-red thong
He thought it was neat
To show off his meat
But the cops said he had it on wrong...
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Categories:
thong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Bang and Olfsen
turn it off
and turn me on
sweetly she spoke
turn me on
control my fuctions
that I might loss myself
from the mire sight of you
turn me on
turn me on!...
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Categories:
thong, business, clothes, humanity, music, romantic love, sensual,
Form:
Diamante
The Thanksgiving Feast
The Thanksgiving feast went wrong
When the family stayed to long
It broke out into a brawl
Food was all over poor Saul
Who was trying to find his red thong...
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Categories:
thong, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mysterious Way
The wind blew with howling excess
That lifted our pastor’s wife’s dress.
The flock saw her thong
And he hollered “wrong!”
Then lowered her skirt with finesse....
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Categories:
thong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Olympic Swimmer
What thing seems to make men King Kong?
It lies under Michael Phelps’ thong
With each stroke of grace
See a free style freebase
That huge bulging spot is a bong...
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Categories:
thong, satire, sports
Form:
Limerick
Snowbird Sipping
A Florida girl's thighs are so strong
She can squeeze orange juice all day long
But you will get more juice
If you give her a goose
Any day she's not wearing a thong...
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Categories:
thong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Lewd Dude
There was a man who searched for the oasis
But was lacking in the social graces
He’d splash on some musk
But then acted brusque
By looking for love in all the thong places...
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Categories:
thong, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Ed's Dead -Bawdy
Poor old Ed was in bed a bit slow
His poor wife longed to boost his blood flow
So she bought a red thong
It went terribly wrong
Ed dropped dead laughing at her peep show
5/5/14...
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Categories:
thong, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Life Is a Thong
Bursting forth what could possibly go wrong
Sometimes in turmoil but I'm singing a song
Ignoring the negs
The future begs
To live in happiness, wearing a thong...
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Categories:
thong, life,
Form:
Limerick
Nix the Thong
For every kind gesture, pass one along
In fact, as well, sing a happy old song
If enough of us guys
Emit happy wee sighs
That's really fantastic but nix on the thong...
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Categories:
thong, fun,
Form:
Limerick
What Cookies - For Contest
What Cookies?
After too many hits off the bong
he knew something was drastically wrong
when the fire place log
barked like a dog
at a Santa Clause wearing a thong.
12/23/2014...
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Categories:
thong, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dressed To Thrill
My uncle his name’s Billy Ray
Flamboyant and openly gay
He minces along
In heels and a thong
His outfits are often risque!
FICTION POEM
7/24/19...
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Categories:
thong, humorous, identity,
Form:
Limerick
Fine Weather For Leather
Heather decided to dance in leather
A bra and a thong that went together
But it got so hot
Her gear slipped right off
And the crowd raised the roof for fine weather....
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Categories:
thong, dance, imagination, weather,
Form:
Limerick
Ron's Long Gone Dong
Once knew a fellow by the name of Ron
Used to see him prancing round in a thong
Ladies were repelled
Guys were shock shelled
No panic! Ron and his dong are now long gone...
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Categories:
thong, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Fishing Or Not
I went a fishin in the neighborhood pond
Just when I cast it in I had to suddenly abscond
I didn’t think it was wrong
But the pond wore a thong
I was chased by the husband of Gertrude the blond...
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Categories:
thong, funny
Form:
Limerick
Fake Bake
Sep 2014
Fake Bake
Skin baked
Makeup caked
Smile bright
Teeth White
Claws sharp
Nail art
Lashes long
Visual thong
Latest trend
Cant bend
Skirt short
Boys cavort
Statue look
Selfie took...
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Categories:
thong, fashion, fun,
Form:
Rhyme