Stunk Poems - Poems about Stunk

...Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.......Read the rest...

...And so it was monday again, sunday was already over? Insane. Math sheets all over the place, the space filled with treats. ,,Oh", and as with every blink time passed, night gains, fast getting homew......Read the rest...

...Late last night as I sat and pondered And all my thoughts for hours had wandered I just sat and I thunk Until all my thoughts stunk It looks like another night squandered ......Read the rest...

...Can you smell that smell Where it comes from I can't tell But it stinks so well......Read the rest...

... Like a tiny volcano rumbling down low His stomach was active and ready to blow He'd eaten a plate of frankfurters and beans And now wished he'd chosen the chicken with greens With press......Read the rest...

... I used to say the 's-word' even the t-word (turd) But after quite a long thunk I've now come up with -- 'Bunk!' Suddenly I'm the intellectual-type 'cos whenever I have a gr......Read the rest...

...The end of October is mild but rainy, every plump pumpkin has been picked, the lonely scarecrow is too weary; oh, he's annoyed and tired of being kicked by rascals running through the bare fields......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...The quiet rustle of the leaves I am at peace over the seas The welcoming and gentle breeze I’m soaking up the way it feels My grandma’s garden and her tea The apple tree, the little bee T......Read the rest...

..."I was walking in my sin in the past I was covered up to my knees in manure. it stunk but it didn't last God made the fragrance sweet aromatic. He challenged me to be all that I am. More than I am so......Read the rest...

...Booted The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant Who is just the same ......Read the rest...

... Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar. Decided to drive home in her car Oops, ran over a skunk. Heavens it really stunk. Out of her car, she ......Read the rest...

...Jump up pumping junk. Skunk spray pumping stunk. Pumping skunk jumped junk. Junk skunk pumping stunk.......Read the rest...

...I used to think grandpa was full of bull So I took things he said with a spoonful And knew he was kiddin’ When he won a ribbon For first place in the fart finger pull That of course made gram ......Read the rest...

...Along the upper estuary, boats laid beached on mud like whales you see on news clips stranded helpless in the drained shallows of a low tide. These boats too were out of their natural world ......Read the rest...