beauty contest

Beauty contest (edited) Trolls often get bad press I met a troll sitting under a bridge  looking sad he was kicked out of the mountain  because it had two eyes normal trolls have only one eye planted on the forehead  Worst of all, the unfortunate troll didn't had a tree stuck in his long nose, ducks under water inhale mightily and catch trout Goats grazing at the bank of the stream, but the sad troll had a phobia against against horns besides, he didn't like the way they stunk Our troll wore soft straw shoes I suggested he make indoor shoes for farmers's wives, sell them and be famous  He did so well that a rose bush grew on his long nose the drawback was he could no longer catch trout When other trolls heard of this, he was invited inside the mountain because trolls to like soft shoes and roses