Oh, Bunk

  I used to say the 's-word'
    even the t-word (turd)
  But after quite a long thunk
    I've now come up with -- 'Bunk!'

  Suddenly I'm the intellectual-type
    'cos whenever I have a gripe
  I sound just like a policy-wonk
    when I articulate, "Oh, Bunk!" 

  In fact, yesterday my toilet backed up
    and though - Shxx! - I couldn't fix it
  The toilet spewed out some black junk
    at which point, after a short thunk, 
      I screamed, 'That TURD really STUNK!'

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