Short Stunk Poems
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we had office party
when it got started
i was there
tho i was aware drink
eyes blink
ansd stunk
i CAME HOME DRANK
As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy,
So happy became that he stunk.
My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
she knew what to do
without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk
Limericks I posted on Soup
"Stunk like an old chicken coop"
Critics asked for more
I wondered what for
But now you have the latest poop . . . . .
it music that make you move
you get into the grove
you stump
you hump
hips to hip
you dip wine you sip
you sweat you stunk
CAN'T STOP
THE FUNK
Frosty short fuse
Santa's muse stunk
That's news, he said
12/9/2020
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it comes
and well done
as a kid we did
we run like a son gun
and had fun
make a start
in the barn yard
theyer hide them under stunk
its the
EASTER EGGS HUNT
Me in a funk
Call me drunk
They say I stunk
Just like a skunk
Pac me away in a trunk
She calling me a hunk
I don’t think that bunk
Wooo hoooo!
There once was an elephant's trunk
That accidentally encountered a skunk
He sneezed 40 times
Til he rang his own chimes
Then cried cause he knew how he stunk
I made peanut butter and jelly
for Jane whose feet were very smelly,
because they stunk sooo bad
I got darn piping mad...
my lunch stayed away from my belly!
There once was a monk named Cur Plunk
Who frequently strayed from his bunk
He claimed he was drunk
And stunk like a skunk
'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk
got got it in there feet
itt digs deep
its a feeling
that kept them reeling
jump hump
and do he bump
do until some stunk
DANCE AND GETTO
AND BLACKS FUNK
The General was
stunk by bees,
when come him
outside as to pees.
He cried like a child
and turned his eyes
wild.
He cried "I must
shoot at these bees"
Poor Barbara was up most of the night
A limerick she was trying to write
Wrote more than eleven
They stunk to high heaven
By morning she still hadn't seen the light
How would you like to be a skunk?
And told day and night that you stunk?
I wouldn't object
Or change the subject
That awful smell is just something I thunk
I wanted to write a short Diddy
And soon, it became a real pity
They say, It stunk up the town
Like something long thin and brown
But it rhymed well with the word witty
Into Brain of Trump
A perturbing fact said he is a punk;
Abnormal brain tissue has a hunk;
Was curated,
And eviscerated;
Stunk and into Trump's brain sunk.
Jim Horn
Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk.
A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.
There once was a clown who lived in Rome.
Throughout Italy, the man would roam.
He was in a funk.
His act really stunk
Each audience told him to go home.
you stunk your feet
to the beat
music is a treat
if its soul its gold
some or cheap its speaks
classic/r/b pop/ or hip hop
music is music just choose it
THE
POWER OF MUSIC
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
An arrogant jerk got quite drunk,
then pooped himself, oh how he stunk,
He said oh what the heck,
I am on the poop deck,
So now I'll retire to my bunk!
03/20/20
Late last night as I sat and pondered
And all my thoughts for hours had wandered
I just sat and I thunk
Until all my thoughts stunk
It looks like another night squandered
There was a quick wit who needed a gig
When his jokes fell flat, he danced Irish jigs
But one night he was so drunk
He kicked up a breeze that stunk
It seems 'quick-wit' zagged when he should have zigged
There was a wee orphaned lad named Kerplunk
Poor kid wore clothes to school that always stunk
The principal despaired
Asked, 'Kerplunk, don't you care?'
Said Plunk: 'What if your new parents were skunks?'