Short Stunk Poems

Can you smell that smell

Where it comes from I can't tell

But it stinks so well...

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Skunk With Much Spunk Who Stunk

appeared shiny skunk
we saw who was with much spunk...

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Jump up pumping junk.
Skunk spray pumping stunk.
Pumping skunk jumped junk.
Junk skunk pumping stunk....

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it was on newyear eva
my my mind was at ease
if felt please
hang out
but no doudt
 i stunk
 I GOT DRANK...

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i did drink and stink
my eyes would blink
you mad w me think
no longer am i kink
i know i stunk
and
I WAS A DRANK...

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we had office party
 when it got  started
i was there
tho i was aware  drink
eyes blink
ansd stunk
i CAME HOME DRANK...

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As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy, 
So happy became that he stunk....

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My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...

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Limericks I posted on Soup
"Stunk like an old chicken coop"
Critics asked for more
I wondered what for
But now you have the latest poop . . . . ....

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it music that make you move
you get into the grove
 you stump
you hump
hips to hip
you dip wine you sip
you sweat you stunk
CAN'T STOP
THE FUNK...

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Frosty short fuse

Santa's muse stunk 

That's news, he said

12/9/2020



Bauk Than - Than Bauk Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: charles messina...

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it comes
and well done
as a kid we did
we run like a son gun
and had   fun
make a start
in the barn yard
theyer  hide them under stunk
its the
EASTER EGGS HUNT...

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Me in a funk
Call me drunk
They say I stunk
Just like a skunk
Pac me away in a trunk
She calling me a hunk
I don’t think that bunk
Wooo hoooo!
...

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There once was an elephant's trunk
That accidentally encountered a skunk
He sneezed 40 times
Til he rang his own chimes
Then cried cause he knew how he stunk...

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I made peanut butter and jelly
for Jane whose feet were very smelly,
because they stunk sooo bad
I got darn piping mad...
my lunch stayed away from my belly!...

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There once was a monk named Cur Plunk
Who frequently strayed from his bunk
He claimed he was drunk
And stunk like a skunk
'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk...

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got  got it in there feet
itt digs deep
its a feeling
that kept them reeling
jump hump
and do he bump
do until some stunk
DANCE AND  GETTO
AND BLACKS FUNK...

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The General was 
stunk by bees,
when come him 
outside as to pees.
He cried like a child
and turned his eyes 
wild.
He cried "I must 
shoot at these bees"...

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Poor Barbara was up most of the night
A limerick she was trying to write
Wrote more than eleven
They stunk to high heaven
By morning she still hadn't seen the light...

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How would you like to be a skunk?
And told day and night that you stunk?
   I wouldn't object
   Or change the subject
That awful smell is just something I thunk...

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I wanted to write a short Diddy
And soon, it became a real pity
They say,  It stunk up the town
Like something long thin and brown
But it rhymed well with the word witty...

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Into Brain of Trump

A perturbing fact said he is a punk;
Abnormal brain tissue  has a hunk;
Was curated,
And eviscerated;
Stunk and into Trump's brain sunk.

Jim Horn...

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Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk.  It stunk. Away I slunk.  I too stunk, I thunk.  I took a dunk and sunk.
A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk?  Please debunk....

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There once was a clown who lived in Rome.
Throughout Italy, the man would roam.
He was in a funk.
His act really stunk
Each audience told him to go home.
...

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you stunk your feet
to the beat
music is a treat
if its soul its gold
some or cheap its speaks
classic/r/b pop/ or hip hop
music is music just choose it
THE
POWER OF MUSIC...

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