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Ditzy Drunk Driveress Limerick

        Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar.
        Decided to drive home in her car 
        Oops, ran over a skunk.
        Heavens it really stunk.
        Out of her car, she studied stars.


                   7/1/2023

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Paula Goldsmith Date: 7/5/2023 2:01:00 PM Thanks for another laugh. I needed it. Love your cute writes. Have a fun day................... Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/6/2023 11:55:00 AM Hello, Miss Paula! It does my heart good, to know you got a laugh out of this one. Thank you for taking the time to read me. Huds, Pangie

Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/3/2023 9:19:00 PM If one wants to study stars, get oneself drunk like Suzette at a bar. Good one Panagiota… Belle Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/3/2023 10:42:00 PM Driving under the influence! Is Illegal. How about lying a patio….at home on a divan?. Listening Claude Debussy … immersed in the heavens! Merci.,,,Panagiota

Victor Buhagiar Date: 7/2/2023 8:28:00 AM Pangie, what a delightful limerick. Thank God we have no skunks in Malta, only corrupt people. Hugs. Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/2/2023 10:26:00 AM Victor, you made me laugh so hard. Skunks have an atrocious odor. …good you have none. We also share, corrupt people who lie like snakes! Well,they shall not be allowed into Heaven! Panagiota

Gershon Wolf Date: 7/2/2023 5:56:00 AM The moral of this story: Get drunk if you want to study skunks. Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/2/2023 10:11:00 AM Always the wisecracker and a brilliant one, ar that! Or should I rename you, the firecracker commenter.on this Holiday? What say you? Kaboom! Panagiota

David Fisher Date: 7/1/2023 5:50:00 PM Good limerick, Pangie! As a 4th twist on this, she saw stars, but also a stripe, lol. Happy 4th Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/1/2023 6:01:00 PM Ah, David, you wit, you. LOL hope you’re having a good day. It’s 107 here…ARG. Lord Bless the creator of central air conditioning.)))) Panagiota

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 7/1/2023 4:51:00 PM Great one, Pangie! You have the knack so lets hear more lims from you! Bob H Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 7/1/2023 5:21:00 PM Bob, hope all is well with you. It is hot as Hades here. And then my DIRECTV went out.. so I have to watch it on stream on my iPad. Finally wrote a limerick. It may not be perfect, but we all have to start somewhere. I know you were really good at these. I’m just a beginner. Best to you and all your family. Panagiota

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 7/1/2023 3:54:00 PM Hello Panagiota, She got drunk forgot about the skunk and the odor Instead she looked at the stars. Yes she was drunk. Hugs. /Darlene\ xxx Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 7/2/2023 11:20:00 AM Hello Panagiota, yes this happens to men and women. anywhere. Oh you are welcome. Hugs. xxx \Darlene\ Panagiota Romios Date: 7/1/2023 5:19:00 PM Yes, Darlene. She had one too many. This happens to men and women in all countries every day. It was not a true event. I never wrote a limerick before. But it would be fun to try more.thank you for the friendly visit, my friend. Panagiotaxxx