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Ditzy Drunk Driveress Limerick








        Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar.
        Decided to drive home in her car 
        Oops, ran over a skunk.
        Heavens it really stunk.
        Out of her car, she studied stars.


                   7/1/2023

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Paula Goldsmith

July 5, 2023 at 2:01 PM

Thanks for another laugh. I needed it. Love your cute writes. Have a fun day...................

Panagiota Romios

July 6, 2023 at 11:55 AM

Hello, Miss Paula! It does my heart good, to know you got a laugh out of this one. Thank you for taking the time to read me. Huds, Pangie

Beryl Edmonds

July 3, 2023 at 9:19 PM

If one wants to study stars, get oneself drunk like Suzette at a bar. Good one Panagiota… Belle

Panagiota Romios

July 3, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Driving under the influence! Is Illegal. How about lying a patio….at home on a divan?. Listening Claude Debussy … immersed in the heavens! Merci.,,,Panagiota

Victor Buhagiar

July 2, 2023 at 8:28 AM

Pangie, what a delightful limerick. Thank God we have no skunks in Malta, only corrupt people. Hugs.

Panagiota Romios

July 2, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Victor, you made me laugh so hard. Skunks have an atrocious odor. …good you have none. We also share, corrupt people who lie like snakes! Well,they shall not be allowed into Heaven! Panagiota

Gershon Wolf

July 2, 2023 at 5:56 AM

The moral of this story: Get drunk if you want to study skunks.

Panagiota Romios

July 2, 2023 at 10:11 AM

Always the wisecracker and a brilliant one, ar that! Or should I rename you, the firecracker commenter.on this Holiday? What say you? Kaboom! Panagiota

David Fisher

July 1, 2023 at 5:50 PM

Good limerick, Pangie! As a 4th twist on this, she saw stars, but also a stripe, lol. Happy 4th

Panagiota Romios

July 1, 2023 at 6:01 PM

Ah, David, you wit, you. LOL hope you’re having a good day. It’s 107 here…ARG. Lord Bless the creator of central air conditioning.)))) Panagiota

Robert L. Hinshaw

July 1, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Great one, Pangie! You have the knack so lets hear more lims from you! Bob H

Panagiota Romios

July 1, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Bob, hope all is well with you. It is hot as Hades here. And then my DIRECTV went out.. so I have to watch it on stream on my iPad. Finally wrote a limerick. It may not be perfect, but we all have to start somewhere. I know you were really good at these. I’m just a beginner. Best to you and all your family. Panagiota

Darlene De Beaulieu

July 1, 2023 at 3:54 PM

Hello Panagiota, She got drunk forgot about the skunk and the odor Instead she looked at the stars. Yes she was drunk. Hugs. /Darlene\ xxx

Darlene De Beaulieu

July 2, 2023 at 11:20 AM

Hello Panagiota, yes this happens to men and women. anywhere. Oh you are welcome. Hugs. xxx \Darlene\

Panagiota Romios

July 1, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Yes, Darlene. She had one too many. This happens to men and women in all countries every day. It was not a true event. I never wrote a limerick before. But it would be fun to try more.thank you for the friendly visit, my friend. Panagiotaxxx

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