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Best Stunk Poems

Below are the all-time best Stunk poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of stunk poems written by PoetrySoup members

Just a Tree - a Requiem

Someone who knows
Said You were an old ancient Tree,
But at the time, it didn’t really matter, 
Or seem important to me.
I knew You only for...

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Categories: stunk, conflict, earth, heartbroken, humanity,
Form: Free verse

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: stunk, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Oops, It Was An Accident

Oops, It was an Accident

I accidentally let one loose
on a blind date with a guy named Bruce.
We went to the movies on that fateful day
happily...

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Categories: stunk, anxiety, hilarious, youth,
Form: Rhyme

Pee Yew- Collaboration

Yesterday I was in a little funk
because I got peed on by a big skunk
          ...

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Categories: stunk, humor,
Form: Limerick

Fart Attack

I awoke last night and fell out of bed.
A fart from my Pit bull nearly left me for dead.
It was silent but deadly as it...

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Categories: stunk, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Old Boyfriends - a Trilogy

Part 1

One summer in our youth group was a boy
I met.  How I would love to understand
if what he’d felt was equal to the...

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Categories: stunk, boyfriend, , cute,
Form: Sonnet

Cleaner Demeanor - Collaboration

A chambermaid whose name is Marlia
Had the most terrible diarrhoea
Whilst scrubbing a loo
She needed to pooh
Poop flowed freely from her posterior


It splattered on the newly...

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Categories: stunk, body, humorous, irony, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Halloween Party At the Zoo

I met friends at ten o'clock for our rendezvous
so we could attend a Halloween party at the zoo.
What weird costumes and sights came into view!
Three...

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Categories: stunk, halloween,
Form: Monorhyme

Tribute To My Father

You taught me how a mortal should live
And this I value more than what Kings give,
Your meek gait from the church into the grave
Such long-lasting...

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Categories: stunk, tribute,
Form: Rhyme

Bob the Slob

There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob
He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob
By the pool he lays
In a drunken daze
He just drinks and...

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Categories: stunk, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Cure

Joe the scientist came up with a cure
Nasty virus it would kill he was sure
Didnt taste too sweet
Stunk of smelly feet
It was made from the...

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Categories: stunk, humor,
Form: Limerick

Satan's Eternal Prey

Knocked out by sin
They stunk like mire within, 
They were throden by satan 
Because they clinged to the worldly pathern.

They negleted the golden gain 
For...

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Categories: stunk, devotion, faith, inspirational,
Form: Verse

A Funny Skunk Poem For Kids

Scotty the Skunk was sitting in class,
when his English teacher gave her students,
a poetry task. 
      Write a poem for...

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Categories: stunk, animal, humorous, kid, ,
Form: Rhyme

Smells Funny

The odor I get The more pungent I get,                ...

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Categories: stunk, funny, humorous, hyperbole, irony,
Form: Free verse

Drink Drank Drunk

It started with a drink I drank till drunk
when I started to wonder if I'd blink till blunk.

As I opened my eyes in a stink...

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Categories: stunk, creation, children, kids, fun,
Form: Monorhyme