Sonny Poems - Poems about Sonny

Dear Sonny, When You Close Your Eyes

Dear Sonny, when you close your eyes one last time, and bid this world adieu,
know I am glad for the time I had
that I could spend with you.
Dear Sonny, when you close your eyes one last time, and you come apart, 
Know you'll stay with each new day
living always in my heart.

When I was your Age, Sonny Boy

    My college fell 200 spots in the annual rankings ~

      Seems professors no longer give the students spankings

Sonny

Horn man, 
Blues man, 
Play and sing as soon as you can

My soul's been trying 
And my lil' heart's been crying
My woman's been lying
And my nosey neighbors been prying

Horn man, 
Blues man, 
Play and sing as soon as you can

My pockets ain't got no money
And my love ain't got no honey
My eyes and nose real

Sonny Won At Power-Ball

Oh, have I ever got great news, Sonny!
  What is it, my dearest darling honey?
     You won at Power-ball
     It was Winner-Take-All 
  Knowing you, I'd say "Urine the Money"

Sonny Son

Title: Sonny Son

The school bell rang
Kids came pouring out
I couldn’t see my son
He wasn’t there
Nor was he about
He was up in the sky
So high & so free
Yet to be born
But has other places to be
Had the key to the clouds
He should be here on earth with me
So many sights to see
Ground to roam
Only in my

Remembering Sonny and Cher Show

The old photo is in dull black and white gray scale
However, this cannot dull or blemish our well-loved Cher
We recognize her face, attitude and fabulous, personality.
Remembering how regal she was with her sarcastic wit.
Sonny looks like the husband we remember who loved his wife.
Just a couple of kids from the sixties who fell in love
And

Sonny James- -

Shine on summer sun shine
Oh, oh, oh shine on, shine on sun, sun ah!, Oh shine
He gives me all his warm and tender love
He shines light through my window
And he’s such a amazing fellow, I know
Like a angel with his halo
Ooh, ooh this guy is so, so, bright he’s out of sight

Sonny
Sonny James, Sonny James
You

Sonny

sonny and cher
sassy lip service
do not try at home



posted on July 4, 2018

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

Sonny orchestrated; Cher was his doll.
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl.
We’d preach a little gospel to save them all.
Townspeople were afraid of us, even Baby Paul.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl.
They were treacherously mean with their call.
Townspeople were afraid of us, even Baby Paul.
But the men would sneak, see us, big

Big Mouth Trump Collaboration With Sonny Roper

The mouth of Donald Trump 	
is bigger than his rump!		
Both  pump  hot smelly air	
which is hard to bare, 
responsible for  prolonged slump.
	

If he would only shut his mug	
and his backside plug, 		
so the air would clear		
and pleasant things we might hear,	
instead of the nasty humbug.


6/11/2016

COLLABORATION WITH SONNY ROPER

Tina S Fatal Attraction Collaboration With Sonny Roper

Tina’s  Fatal Attraction

With kid gloves   Tina loved to play		

When hubby was working away			

She got a surprising fright			

When he came home early one night		

Instead of a fight      				

 Off went the lights       				

Grabbing her lover’s clothes from the floor	

While hubby was unlocking

Terrifying Tina Part 2 - Collaboration With Sonny Roper

Original limerick  written by Jan Allison


A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender

Sonny and the Pooch

Can I keep him, please, dear mother?
     I found him down the road.
I've been to all the neighbors,
     And this is what I'm told.
"That's not my dog there, Sonny."
     "Haven't seen him 'roud before."
Can I keep him, please, dear mother?
   

Sonny and Cher

Salvatore Bono
The short and older half of the Sonny & Cher show
hit a tree skiing and then was gone. . .
But like his gravestone says: “the beat goes on.”

Cherilyn Sarkisian, AKA Cher,
known for her low singing voice and long black hair,
poked fun at her hubby on TV in ‘71.
Her daughter, now named Chaz, has turned

Sonny

There once was a man named sonny
and nobody thought him to be funny
he broke his left hand
when he fell in the sand
and now he has lost all his money

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