Sonny Poems - Poems about Sonny

Dear Sonny, when you close your eyes one last time, and bid this world adieu, know I am glad for the time I had that I could spend with you. Dear Sonny, when you close your eyes one last time, and you come apart, Know you'll stay with each new day living always in my heart. ...

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My college fell 200 spots in the annual rankings ~ Seems professors no longer give the students spankings ...

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Horn man, Blues man, Play and sing as soon as you can My soul's been trying And my lil' heart's been crying My woman's been lying And my nosey neighbors been prying Horn man, Blues man, Play and sing as soon as you can My pockets ain't got no money And my love ain't got no honey My eyes and nose real...

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Oh, have I ever got great news, Sonny! What is it, my dearest darling honey? You won at Power-ball It was Winner-Take-All Knowing you, I'd say "Urine the Money"...

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Title: Sonny Son The school bell rang Kids came pouring out I couldn’t see my son He wasn’t there Nor was he about He was up in the sky So high & so free Yet to be born But has other places to be Had the key to the clouds He should be here on earth with me So many sights to see Ground to roam Only in my...

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The old photo is in dull black and white gray scale However, this cannot dull or blemish our well-loved Cher We recognize her face, attitude and fabulous, personality. Remembering how regal she was with her sarcastic wit. Sonny looks like the husband we remember who loved his wife. Just a couple of kids from the sixties who fell in love And...

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Shine on summer sun shine Oh, oh, oh shine on, shine on sun, sun ah!, Oh shine He gives me all his warm and tender love He shines light through my window And he’s such a amazing fellow, I know Like a angel with his halo Ooh, ooh this guy is so, so, bright he’s out of sight Sonny Sonny James, Sonny James You...

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sonny and cher sassy lip service do not try at home posted on July 4, 2018...

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Sonny orchestrated; Cher was his doll. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl. We’d preach a little gospel to save them all. Townspeople were afraid of us, even Baby Paul. Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl. They were treacherously mean with their call. Townspeople were afraid of us, even Baby Paul. But the men would sneak, see us, big...

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The mouth of Donald Trump is bigger than his rump! Both pump hot smelly air which is hard to bare, responsible for prolonged slump. If he would only shut his mug and his backside plug, so the air would clear and pleasant things we might hear, instead of the nasty humbug. 6/11/2016 COLLABORATION WITH SONNY ROPER...

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Tina’s Fatal Attraction With kid gloves Tina loved to play When hubby was working away She got a surprising fright When he came home early one night Instead of a fight Off went the lights Grabbing her lover’s clothes from the floor While hubby was unlocking...

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Original limerick written by Jan Allison A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender...

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Can I keep him, please, dear mother? I found him down the road. I've been to all the neighbors, And this is what I'm told. "That's not my dog there, Sonny." "Haven't seen him 'roud before." Can I keep him, please, dear mother? ...

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Salvatore Bono The short and older half of the Sonny & Cher show hit a tree skiing and then was gone. . . But like his gravestone says: “the beat goes on.” Cherilyn Sarkisian, AKA Cher, known for her low singing voice and long black hair, poked fun at her hubby on TV in ‘71. Her daughter, now named Chaz, has turned...

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There once was a man named sonny and nobody thought him to be funny he broke his left hand when he fell in the sand and now he has lost all his money...

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