Short Sonny Poems

what happened there sonny
long night of cut
sprinkled donut...

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Chop , Chop

On the double

You are not in the army now sonny...

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Sanctioned promises
little sunflower mosaic 
when sonny gets blue...

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Like; love? bacon. Why?
My uncle Bob once told me. 
It's hog, sonny, hog....

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sonny and cher
sassy lip service
do not try at home



posted on July 4, 2018...

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street talk
as you walk
with money
some you call sonny
repect you call son
that mean you won
 talking jive
you say
GIVE ME FIVE...

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There once was a man named sonny
and nobody thought him to be funny
he broke his left hand
when he fell in the sand
and now he has lost all his money...

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Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny. 

08/24/2018...

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At some mutual point
during the lengthy course of their familial lives, 
Sonny and his older brother
must have gazed upon themselves as equals in each other’s eyes....

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Oh, have I ever got great news, Sonny!
  What is it, my dearest darling honey?
     You won at Power-ball
     It was Winner-Take-All 
  Knowing you, I'd say "Urine the Money"...

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S-hine
O-f
N-ewness
N-egates
Y-our

C-hill
U-sing
S-un's
T-winkle
O-nce
D-ark
I-s
O-utdone

Topic: Birthday of Sonny G. Custodio (September 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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~Funny
    Sonny
     Honey
      Money 
       The work ethic funny, Sonny boy,
        Do not mix your honey, money joy

        For and in Honor of Dr Ram
        And contest:  Tyburn...

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The mind boggles at the stuff that's up there
Just imagine, could be another Sonny and Cher
Now don't be silly
You daft silly billy
Aliens gotta be more talented than that 60s pair...

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Bette Midler and Cher
Liza Minelli
Disney music
Tony Orlando
Sing along with Mitch

Sonny and Cher
Elvis Presley
Bluegrass music
Rock-a-billy

Johnny Cash
The Supremes
Marching band

Rhythm
Music

Cher...

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"Oh, dear! There's a lion in my tumbly,"
Winnie the Pooh, said, "I'm feeling numbly"
I'll climb up the tree and get some honey.
Nothing'   like sweet honey on a sonny
Day near the honeybees playing dumbly.


2/16/2022...

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She's  Flossy,

Champagne Taste With Beer Money,

She's Bossy,

Takes What She Wants,

All You Have Sonny,

Hold Your Peace,

And Let The Lord Fight It,

Because In Heaven,

Bling, 

Don't Mean A Thing,

Honey....

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Her, the Miami herald.
Look-see, participant power, please.
Try, try, trying.
Watcha gonna do?
I live here, for sonny Jim.
I live amongst powers, looksee.
The eternal god, protects me.
All the rights, ticker.
Good stuff now....

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Had a thought and realized it was quite solitary
Also detected it had a certain amount of hostility
Asked if it could have a buddy
Said no... one at a time, there sonny
Then it threatened to restrict my sexual ability...

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There was this tough old Marine called Gunny.

   Cussin' spewed from him like gurglin' honey.

      He ran a very taut ship,

         And nobody gave him lip,

            'Cept his spouse who addressed him as 'Sonny'!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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What if Santa snuck up on you?
Leaned in and whispered, I ‘Gotcha’
Look at you, ducking and dodging
All year round he has been watching 
Shorten that list sonny, to only a few!

16.12.2021
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: I need a good laugh,
X’MAS LIMERICK CONTEST....

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warriors forgotten struggles
drift gently on the
sharply scented breeze

stirring long quiet screams
echoed with convictions
instilled unselfish

faint agony listens
for tides unchanged
comrades immortal

hence forth
loyal brothers
for all to hear

flames forever told
drift gently on the

sharply scented breeze


......for you, sonny boy...

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He mighta fooled the neighbor kids
    when he complain, "Chimney all plugged up!"
Mighta have fooled our Saint Bernard
    when he say. "Nice dawg you have there sonny."
But!    That man with them argyle sox and tennis shoes
    pillow stuffed    beard lop-slide-sided
He aint    NOOO  WAY!    Santa Claus
That fool be our skinny ol dad!...

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The mouth of Donald Trump 	
is bigger than his rump!		
Both  pump  hot smelly air	
which is hard to bare, 
responsible for  prolonged slump.
	

If he would only shut his mug	
and his backside plug, 		
so the air would clear		
and pleasant things we might hear,	
instead of the nasty humbug.


6/11/2016

COLLABORATION WITH SONNY ROPER...

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No words to express gratitude
For thine is an awesome attitude

Giving me such a place in thy heart
I feel blessed being thy kid smart

Bless me till Moon mommee
Pleads this thy cute sonny

I acknowldege thy being tensed of me
When I am not in touch with thee

Well that's thy sheer love platonic
Fortunate I am to have a parent terrific..!...

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What a grate dey it is
Sonny whether and awl
Let's wring in Spring Brake   
Thyme for fun, half a bawl.  

Cum on, let's get aweigh
and lei on the beech
reed books by the serf
sea and bee scene.

Wheel watch waives bye the peer
Whet hour feat and hour tows
Ewe just mite meat Mr. Write
Theirs a chants, who nose?




Written on 3/23/2015...

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