Best Sonny Poems

Salvatore Bono
The short and older half of the Sonny & Cher show
hit a tree skiing and then was gone. . .
But like his gravestone says: “the beat goes on.”

Cherilyn Sarkisian, AKA Cher,
known for her low singing voice and long black hair,
poked fun at her hubby...

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Original limerick  written by Jan Allison


A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on...

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Tina’s  Fatal Attraction

With kid gloves   Tina loved to play		

When hubby was working away			

She got a surprising fright			

When he came home early one night		

Instead of a fight      				

 Off went the lights      ...

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Can I keep him, please, dear mother?
     I found him down the road.
I've been to all the neighbors,
     And this is what I'm told.
"That's not my dog there, Sonny."
     "Haven't seen him 'roud...

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The mouth of Donald Trump 	
is bigger than his rump!		
Both  pump  hot smelly air	
which is hard to bare, 
responsible for  prolonged slump.
	

If he would only shut his mug	
and his backside plug, 		
so the air would clear		
and pleasant things we might hear,	
instead of...

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There once was a man named sonny
and nobody thought him to be funny
he broke his left hand
when he fell in the sand
and now he has lost all his money...

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Oh, have I ever got great news, Sonny!
  What is it, my dearest darling honey?
     You won at Power-ball
     It was Winner-Take-All 
  Knowing you, I'd say "Urine the Money"...

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Sitting on top
of the green hill
on a flat rock
where the grass fills

Sonny the Gecko
layed very still
bathing int he sun
at the top of the hill.

Sonny was happy
to lay there all day
she heard a cry for help
interrupting her sun rays.

Where it came from
she did not know.
She heard...

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The old photo is in dull black and white gray scale
However, this cannot dull or blemish our well-loved Cher
We recognize her face, attitude and fabulous, personality.
Remembering how regal she was with her sarcastic wit.
Sonny looks like the husband we remember who loved his wife.
Just a...

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William, I in your scholars footsteps went
Across the seas of the white continent
To seek the demon that your bright soul bent
Away from self, harbor of home, government
Of mind. I saw the citadels, abroad
Their light, and the mesmerized world flowing
Like pilgrims starved, yet all searches outward
They...

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Title: Sonny Son

The school bell rang
Kids came pouring out
I couldn’t see my son
He wasn’t there
Nor was he about
He was up in the sky
So high & so free
Yet to be born
But has other places to be
Had the key to the clouds
He should be here on earth...

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Three cheers for Governor Sonny Perdue,
    Such a welcome sight these things you do.
Showing your faith is a thing quite rare,
    Leading your state in open prayer.
You my friend are an answer to many a prayer,
   ...

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When I first met you , you were so cool and stood so tall,
It took me forever to break down that wall........
Yet , after I got to know you ,
I discovered the you , I liked most of all.........

 Getting your wall torn down, and...

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Shine on summer sun shine
Oh, oh, oh shine on, shine on sun, sun ah!, Oh shine
He gives me all his warm and tender love
He shines light through my window
And he’s such a amazing fellow, I know
Like a angel with his halo
Ooh, ooh this guy is...

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Sonny orchestrated; Cher was his doll.
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl.
We’d preach a little gospel to save them all.
Townspeople were afraid of us, even Baby Paul.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, was their nightly drawl.
They were treacherously mean with their call.
Townspeople were afraid of us,...

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