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Snarf Poems - Poems about Snarf

Snarf Poems - Examples of all types of poems about snarf to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for snarf.

Premium Member Multilingual Birds of a Feather
...The Mockingbird sings out his misleading best, in hopes to attract a dupe with a nest, where the squatter believes mate’s eggs should belong; so mimics and jabbers uncountab......Read More
Categories: snarf, allusion, betrayal, bullying, irony,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Bate's Motel Does Exist - 1st Half
...Here's the scoop, a bunch of my pieces now posted - and coming soon - this is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to P......Read More
Categories: snarf, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Valentine's Day -- Have It Your Way
...Happy Valentine's Day Have it your way Like a horse eats his hay Snarf down these chocolates, OK?... Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day And I don't give a hoot what you say That bouquet ......Read More
Categories: snarf, chocolate, flower, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Snarf-Down
...A famished bird snarfed down a stinging bee Began to feel faint, and weak in the knees Set himself down to listen Is there something here I'm missin' What's this crazy sound buzzing inside me......Read More
Categories: snarf, bird, insect, sound,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cuckoo-Bird
...There was a cuckoo-bird lived by a lake Thought that a great fisherman he would make But when he set up his lines To devour the bait he pined He'd snarf down all the worms, for heaven's sak......Read More
Categories: snarf, bird, fish,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Too Much Fiber In the Diet
...I never knew that most monkeys will swoon To eat bananas in a real saloon -- They'll snarf down bunches After monster lunches -- Then vomit up the peels in the spittoon......Read More
Categories: snarf, animal, food, nonsense, sick,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Life In the Fast Lane
...I think I know what life's about It's ten a.m. when I set out To eat, and then I snarf my food You know that I am looking good I go to class, get on my phone I tell the teach: "Leave ......Read More
Categories: snarf, drink, girl, satire, school,
Form: Narrative
Annie Dog
...Her given name was Anna Abigail Logan, But to family she was Foo Foo, Trot-a-dog, Scruff McMuffin, Nose Brain, Poo Dog, Annie Bananie, Snarf Dog, Anners, Baby Girl, and Lovie. A tiny fluff ba......Read More
Categories: snarf, dog, pets,
Form: Free verse
Confessions of a Cereal Killer
...To keep my movements moving, I begin each day, with a doctored bowl of oatmeal, bland stuff, some'd say. But not for me I spice it up, creative — like them poets. (Really! Like the finicky......Read More
Categories: snarf, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Snarf Buckets
...Pink and Purple Snarf Buckets running through the hills filled with lots of glories and trying not to spill running here and running there it's really quite a shame that pink and p......Read More
Categories: snarf, childhood, family,
Form: Light Verse
Snarf Game
...Snarf bucket snarf bucket thats a game snarf bucket snarf bucket what a shame snarf bucket snarf bucket do I know tell me your name or let me go......Read More
Categories: snarf, funnyme,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Past Lives
...One of my past lives appeared without warning I was so handsome she without reservation DAYLIGHT! (or was it a dream?) A prince of Egypt Just as the ouija board said In the museum ......Read More
Categories: snarf, death, funnyold, old,
Form: Tanka