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Valentine's Day -- Have It Your Way

Happy Valentine's Day Have it your way Like a horse eats his hay Snarf down these chocolates, OK?... Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day And I don't give a hoot what you say That bouquet of 'fresh roses' on display Is not worth two weeks of my pay.... Oh, alright. You win. I tossed all my principles away And bought you those smelly roses anyway So, chocolate and roses: Hey, let's go all the way I'll meet you in bed ~ Masks off, Whuddyasay?

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Date: 2/15/2021 3:16:00 PM
Too cute Gershon. Really made me smile. Happy Valentines Right Back atcha. God Bless, JB
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Date: 2/15/2021 11:31:00 AM
Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 2/14/2021 8:17:00 PM
Gershon, The heart shaped box says love, the bouquet says 'make it forever'. Happy Valentine's Day, have it your way. -Richard
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2021 8:23:00 PM
Ha, ha! You certainly are sincere, Richard... I would like to remind you that the bottom of the box states: 'Made in Wuhan, China: Beware the Bug!' lol. HVD, anyway. :) gw
Date: 2/14/2021 8:11:00 PM
Lol!Gershon, I really enjoyed your humorous Valentine’s Day write. I’m sure the Missus did too. Happy Valentine's Day. Have a great evening:-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2021 8:22:00 PM
Yes, indeed. We do have our fun here at home. HVD to you, Alexis. Hope you still taste that 'noon nectar.' (Loved your poem). :) gw
Date: 2/14/2021 8:03:00 PM
Funny! It would be strange to leave masks on!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 2/15/2021 2:08:00 PM
LOL!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2021 8:21:00 PM
You mean... No, you couldn't mean that... You actually mean that you take yours off?! Gasp! ~ Romeo Rusty-Lips
Date: 2/14/2021 6:47:00 PM
Ha, hope your Valentine’s Day went your way Gershon, you know what they say - happy wife, happy life... Belle
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2021 7:17:00 PM
Ha, ha! Cute Comment... Hey, they also sing: 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...' Well, I made a pretty woman my wife, and I'm pretty happy... Shows to go you, I guess. Cheers, Gershon

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