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Too much fiber in the diet

I never knew that most monkeys will swoon
To eat bananas in a real saloon --
  They'll snarf down bunches
  After monster lunches --
Then vomit up the peels in the spittoon

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Date: 10/10/2019 7:58:00 AM
Lol Thank you for cheering me up :-) x
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/10/2019 2:38:00 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed this, but I hope the next limerick just makes you EVEN MORE cheerful!! Best wishes, Elaine. ~ Gershon
Date: 10/9/2019 9:43:00 PM
Hello Gershon … I was told of something similar this morning. A large aviary was moved and their dog cleaned the floor up of everything, including seed, bird droppings, shell grit, everything; and some time later inside the house, missed the spittoon every time - loved your limerick but winced a mite - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/10/2019 2:37:00 PM
As for me, I never let a dog try a spittoon. Must be their semicircular canals or something in their ears, but their aim is way off. LOL!! Thanks, Lindsay! :) gw
Date: 10/9/2019 3:20:00 PM
Haha again you made me smile my friend!;) thanks for that!;)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/9/2019 9:09:00 PM
Keep smiling, Brenda!! :) :) gw
Date: 10/8/2019 9:33:00 PM
This is as fun as a ' barrel of monkeys' (sorry, had to do it!) Thanks for giving me a laugh today :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/9/2019 9:09:00 PM
Happy to try provide laughs as often as possible, Michelle. Thank YOU for letting me know! Warm wishes, Gershon
Date: 10/8/2019 3:13:00 PM
So Cute. I love bananas, fresh, protein shakes, ice cream, baked bread but please no peels. Peels too much fiber......
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/8/2019 3:32:00 PM
That fiber will get us every time! LOL. Thank you so much for such a nice comment, Paula! Cheers, Gershon
Date: 10/8/2019 11:21:00 AM
Never been in a real saloon. Maybe that's why I don't get the punch line, but that was fun... Hmm, do they wrap bananas in plastic in saloons?
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/8/2019 11:53:00 AM
LOL: I don't know of any saloons in the USA where they serve bananas... perhaps in Madagascar?!… Smiles, Gershon
Date: 10/7/2019 11:32:00 PM
I love a good limerick! good job!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/8/2019 10:09:00 AM
--And I love encouragement from Timothy McGuire. Thank you so much! Cheers, Gershon
Date: 10/7/2019 9:48:00 PM
That last line is great!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/8/2019 10:08:00 AM
As long as all those bananas didn't 'grate!' Thank you so much, Kim! Cheers, Gershon