Short Lose Weight Poems
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Diet Pepsi
Diet Coke
Diet Sprite
Irish Creme
Pina Colada
Heineken Lite
Do you
want to
lose weight
Or your
drink to
taste great
word salad sandwiches,
poetry soup
forms a la mode,
doubly scooped
delectable morsels,
my lunches of late
with footle in mouth,
why don't I lose weight?
RoseAnn Malone resolved to lose weight.
She made a list of foods to forsake.
She did well 'till week four
eating more than before.
Airlines had to bill her at the freight rate.
Want to lose weight the natural way,
keeping the sweet cereal at bay,
tastes rather bland,
but looser waist band,
thats why I'm eating little bales of hay.
12-17-16
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news, pay attention, it's juicy
Seems to lose weight
All you need do is wait
Soon you'll be skeleton thin, quite spooky
To lose weight
Fat I hate!
Kind of slows you
Down there mate!
Get muscle; get trim
Run and jump (maybe swim?)
There's a reason for good health
Worth more than abundance of wealth!
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news, pay attention, it's juicy
Seems to lose weight
All you need do is wait
Eventually you'll be skeleton thin, quite spooky
A burger with fries that are fit for a king
That's not gonna lose weight you big ding a-ling
For a slimmer bod
Give a negative nod
No junk food, you'll be a 98 pound weakling
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news pay attention it's juicy
Seems to lose weight
All you need do is wait
Eventually you'll be skeleton thin quite spooky<>
So Sleek Wearing Scarves
She seems sleek while wearing scarves,
And then herself to death often starves;
Learned as of late,
Would lose weight;
Uses knife and from her body fat carves.
Jim Horn
In the New Year I resolved to lose weight
I thought I'd start by using a small plate
But with a big sigh
I piled it up high
Dang, once more the idea not so great...
For the New Years Resolution contest.
she ate less food
thought was good way
she could lose weight
so she drank beers
now appears drunk
she lears through slits
face all puffy
skin has grey tone
wrong way to slim
penned 18/2/2016
Starving myself in an attempt to lose weight
Feel like biting our dear Golden of late
My only fear is
She'd never forgive
To show her displeasure on my bed she'd urinate
© Jack Ellison 2015
A burger with fries are fit for a king
But it's not gonna lose weight you big ding a-ling
For a slimmer bod
Give a negative nod
To junk food and wind up a 98 pound weakling
© Jack Ellison 2015
To be fit, you must be willing
to feel pain.
To lose weight, you must be willing
to feel hungry.
To be happy, you must be willing
to give and give again.
To be free, you must be willing
to get angry.
Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket
Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups
Seems like a crime to me
Starvation is a way out it seems
Want to lose weight but not destroy my carcass
Battled the mirror since the age of eight.
This on going war inside me I hate.
We all act like its a sin.
I have a slim chance to win.
Today the fight starts to lose weight.
**By Chris Matt
**”Me Against Myself Contest.”
**June 28, 2011
Here's a revelation, do you want to lose weight
well don't let the bus drop you outside your gate.
Another revelation is this, are your finances
disappearing in the mist. don't spend more than you earn,
I had to learn a big lesson from this.
Form:
Everyone should try writing poetry.
It‘s a splendid, worthwhile activity.
It’s nothing short of great
if you want to lose weight.
This is something that is calorie-free
Inspired by one of my comments to another member's poem
Lose weight fast with the new Anger and Hate diet!
Anger helps you shed those unwanted pounds
and hate helps you keep them off.
Learn how to convert that anger into long lasting hate.
You'll never want to eat again!
Call now! Operators are standing by.
For this new
year's debut,
we turn to
next in queue,
twenty-two.
A blank slate
sure sounds great,
I can't wait
to ice skate
and lose weight.
(Mini-Monoverse)
01/03/2022
What's New Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Once a man was caught off guard,
Crying like a child.
He was fat as tubby lard
And was sorta wild.
Took a woman of great wealth
His potential seen.
Made him lose weight regain health
Now he is not mean.
A form invented by Andrea Dietrich (a 7-5 Torchee)
HOW NOT TO LOSE WEIGHT
Diet
All set!
Gym work
Bones jerk
Whole grain
Again?
Stuffed meat
I cheat
Food trip
Pants rip!
Contest: Five Fabulous Fun Footles
Sponsor: Jan Allison 10/27/2016
~ All pure rhymes checked at www.rhymezone.com
Wait please!
I was waiting to lose Weight.
Come please!
She was coming from Coma.
Go please!
He was going to Goma.
Do please!
She did well at Donga
Eat please!
He was eating cakes on Easter.
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris
Santa lay
Sick on bed all through day,
Unable to wake up, as if dead.
It was going to be Christmas, he thought with dread
Doctor said, he was too fat being overfed
To get through chimney, he must lose weight
Now, should wait at each gate.
What a fate!