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Biting Our Dear Golden

Starving myself in an attempt to lose weight
Feel like biting our dear Golden of late
My only fear is
She'd never forgive
To show her displeasure on my bed she'd urinate


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

September 30, 2015 at 7:11 PM

Jack I feel your plight, You love your meals, with every bite! I wish I could wave a wand, and have your weight all be gone!!

Jack Ellison

October 1, 2015 at 12:03 PM

Hey Michael... you're learning well!!! LOL

Tim Smith

September 30, 2015 at 3:00 PM

a little pee pee to mark her spot... what you get when you start to rot...for not eating right...and of the Golden take a bite....as for that old diet, I say---not

Jack Ellison

October 1, 2015 at 12:02 PM

Who can stay on a diet anyway... too many temptations!!!

Carol Eastman

September 30, 2015 at 10:51 AM

Dear Jack don't eat less... Eat smarter, how about a little watercress... Or if you become stressed a veggie platter I guess... Remember fur is hard to digest... and we all here wish you great success... Grandpa Troll grimaces at the thought of a diet... And we can't seem to get thru to Dragon... What it means! He'll eat about anything if it has a side order of barbecue sauce... Yep! That's our Dragon!

Jack Ellison

October 1, 2015 at 12:01 PM

YUM YUM You're making me hungry!!!!!!! LOL xxx

Carol Eastman

September 30, 2015 at 10:59 AM

PS. If you don't like what you're eating... Then you'll never be able to keep the weight off. Experiment around. Have lots of healthy veggie snacks and fruits around for the cravings. Make it something to nibble on slowly, one at a time, like cherries, grapes, and peas dunked in cool whip! Might want to skip the peas and go for peach slices. I would. Ps. Peas go better with mashed potatoes... More peas- less potatoes...