Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Crime Is Non-Existant

Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket
Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups
Seems like a crime to me
Starvation is a way out it seems
Want to lose weight but not destroy my carcass

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Lim'Rik Flats November 7, 2017 at 8:49 AM Well at least you're not weighed down//by carrying loonies around//you should thank them//while they bank them//How many loonies to the pound? SHOP ON SKINNY JACK!!! Jack Ellison November 7, 2017 at 9:35 AM Our shopping list has been cut down because of the high prices but it benefits my weight loss obsession!!! SKINNY HERE!!!

Russell Sivey November 7, 2017 at 7:50 AM You have delighted me with this clever little limerick! You have certainly tickled my funny bone with this amazing poem my friend! What a grandiose poem, such a fantastic piece, Great Work!! Jack Ellison November 7, 2017 at 7:53 AM AND A GOOD GOOD MORNING SIR RUSSELL!!!!

Silent One November 7, 2017 at 7:41 AM I think you limericks could be a crime to some! Lol. Jack Ellison November 7, 2017 at 7:51 AM Big chuckle here!!!! You could be right, my dear mystery man!!! HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL IN JOLLY OLD!!!