Short Silly Poems
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Quaker Oats
If pure grain oats grown
In the mountains of Utah
Is it Quaker Oats
by James Edward Lee Sr.
10/17/17
A silly Beehive
Funny
Honey
School Yard Bee Fight
Bumble
Rumble
Noisy Yellows
Jacket
Racket
Ed said he was a cannibal
How could he be any bolder?
Even so, when he got home late
All he got was the cold shoulder!
Me loves dem ramen noodles
They's better, better, better
And if I dump them on my head
They'll make my wetness wetter.
baubel fist clowny wiggle
rhyming tune silly jiggle
oppositional
suppositional
merry fool make us giggle.
To make a wheel, I have found,
it's best to make it round.
You truly won't get anywhere,
if you try to make it square.
chilly
billy
silly
filly
love ain't for sheep, chilly Billy sighs,
drains many a silly filly dry
Carbohydrate, pleased to meet you.
How happily I greet you.
Pull up a chair, let me seat you.
And now, I will eat you.
This must be limerick season
A contest may be the reason
Makes me happy
And a bit sappy
Anything less would be treason
Mrs Rylie
Eaty
Really
Rocks at
Yelling
Coming
Holiday season
Rylie
Is
Somewhat
Terribly nice
Mum
Also thinks
She's silly!
This pit is scary
Silly thoughts make you dreary
Leap! Don't be weary
Broken heart you might carry
To become legendary
The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work
I wonder:
is one man's ballad
invalid
word salad
or a plant-based substitute
for veggie palates?
Meena can drive Corona,
whispered Tina to Nina.
Is she a doctor?
How could she master?
Ney dear, it is Corolla.
She was my dearest mommy
smarter than any swami
a turn of bad luck
was hit by a truck
now she thinks she’s pastrami
Abolish the Electoral College?
Are you crazy?
If we did that
Everybody’s vote would count!
Silly me for suggesting it.
I could never understand
the cataloger's best laid plan.
Books in libraries, numbered screwy
in a system made by Dewey.
Chirping happily
Endless loving ideas
Aimed to make you smile
What did you do to earn them?
Silly, they are who you are
All I hear is 'kitty, kitty!’
Such a shame. Such a pity.
I want my food. That’s where I’m at.
After all, I’m just a cat!
To keep it short and pithy, um,
if truth be told, it's lithium…
the energizer bunny
my clothes dryer...
cleaning out its
belly button
old duke a seafaring dog
drifted about on a log
till in a harbor
next to an arbor
found him a seed catalog.
Wasn't that a day -
Peter and the Wolf
in the Bolshoi Ballet.
Yet, in that regard,
Peter - and a wolf
in a leotard?
I fired a hot and steaming bun
with an isotope of cinnamon,
no longer into people making,
my attention turned to baking.
My biggest mistake?
you!
you!
you!
and you.
Yes all of you.
Why?
You tell me.
© Al. Juman The "said" Poet 7/7/2016