Short Silly Poems
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Quaker Oats
If pure grain oats grown
In the mountains of Utah
Is it Quaker Oats
by James Edward Lee Sr.
10/17/17
Ed said he was a cannibal
How could he be any bolder?
Even so, when he got home late
All he got was the cold shoulder!
Me loves dem ramen noodles
They's better, better, better
And if I dump them on my head
They'll make my wetness wetter.
To make a wheel, I have found,
it's best to make it round.
You truly won't get anywhere,
if you try to make it square.
Carbohydrate, pleased to meet you.
How happily I greet you.
Pull up a chair, let me seat you.
And now, I will eat you.
I could never understand
the cataloger's best laid plan.
Books in libraries, numbered screwy
in a system made by Dewey.
Abolish the Electoral College?
Are you crazy?
If we did that
Everybody’s vote would count!
Silly me for suggesting it.
The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work
I wonder:
is one man's ballad
invalid
word salad
or a plant-based substitute
for veggie palates?
She was my dearest mommy
smarter than any swami
a turn of bad luck
was hit by a truck
now she thinks she’s pastrami
Meena can drive Corona,
whispered Tina to Nina.
Is she a doctor?
How could she master?
Ney dear, it is Corolla.
This must be limerick season
A contest may be the reason
Makes me happy
And a bit sappy
Anything less would be treason
Mrs Rylie
Eaty
Really
Rocks at
Yelling
Coming
Holiday season
Rylie
Is
Somewhat
Terribly nice
Mum
Also thinks
She's silly!
All I hear is 'kitty, kitty!’
Such a shame. Such a pity.
I want my food. That’s where I’m at.
After all, I’m just a cat!
my clothes dryer...
cleaning out its
belly button
old duke a seafaring dog
drifted about on a log
till in a harbor
next to an arbor
found him a seed catalog.
To keep it short and pithy, um,
if truth be told, it's lithium…
the energizer bunny
Wasn't that a day -
Peter and the Wolf
in the Bolshoi Ballet.
Yet, in that regard,
Peter - and a wolf
in a leotard?
I fired a hot and steaming bun
with an isotope of cinnamon,
no longer into people making,
my attention turned to baking.
When I learned to multiplicate,
two times four was always eight,
but nowadays, I find,
arithmetation blows my mind.
Elsa Lanchester
was from London not from Manchester.
My thoughts about her are a sin,
and I love the dimple on her chin.
Underdog had his sweet Polly.
The Canadian Mounty had his Nell.
Edgar Allan Poe was jolly
till Annabel Lee went to Hell.
Pickle brine
Not so fine,
Blackberry wine
When I dine.
written March 7, 2022
for absolute, pure fun!
Minnie, a tall, skinny girl
chose to give track a whirl
she ran so fast
but finished last
gangly legs failed to unfurl
Please can I borrow
Until tomorrow
A shiny silver shilling
I promise I will pay it back
If my willpower is still willing