Short Hubby Poems
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My hubby prefers silver to gold
Got married to save his soul
It’s a lesson well learned
Better marry than to burn
But he still wants to be cuckold
I heard of a woman whose hubby
was somewhat squat, rotund, and chubby.
The might of his thrust
was rightfully just
overcoming the short and stubby.
Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite
A lady I met named Regina
Had a terribly slack v'gina
She said with great mirth
‘twas caused by childbirth -
She’d seventeen kids to remind her!
Fictional poem!!!
1/31/19
"Hubby’s fantasy football day, a wife’s date with fifty shades of grey."
Monoku Madness - Poetry Contest
Sponsor: John Hamilton
17 Syllables
Date Written: August 20, 2016
Carol Eastman's hubby named Michael
Has joined us which only seems right-ful
Whatta team it will be
If he's as kookie as she
To welcome your dear hubby, it's delightful
© Jack Ellison 2015
Parents pushing perambulators
Meeting many mothers
Coffee , cake and chat
Babies bottles to boobs
Hurry home to hubby
Hubby holding hooter
Nappy, not nice.
Baby blowing bubbles
Shower sex sleep
Luxury, lazy lie-in
Hubby having hysterics.
Siana sick over Sean
Cosy cwtch cancelled
Stand beside me all the time
In this beautiful world because
Very important to me
And you are my breathe
Kindhearted and caring
Relation with me
Is unforgettable till i die
Show the same forever
How much ever we fight
Nothing is a hassle
And expecting you will be mine
Pity you left me
Under this roofless world
Valentine,will you come
Very soon and
Understand my feelings
Love me forever
As like before and ever after.
Hummingbirds sing sweet when
his head rests on my lap-
Heavy-hearted moments
heal my wounds with such ease-
He encompasses with
heated passion and love-
Heaven in his warm arms...
Pleiades H
February 19, 2017
You lied
I cried
Lie low
Hello
My dear
Her rear
Was flake
You snake
Slitter
Hitter
Batter
Scatter
Foul balls
Who falls
I did
You squid
I plea
Leave me
Your eyes
Like pies
And sweets
And tweets
That sing
And bling
That sate
Your plate
Without
A doubt
Peter
Cheater
Pumpin
Bumpkin
Bowwow
Chow Chow
It's clear
Leave here
connie pachecho
1/12/25
Note-A prelude to this poem, "If I Were Your Love," dated 5/1/23.