Short Hubby Poems
Short Hubby Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hubby by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hubby by length and keyword.
The Fall Sun Shines
the fall sun shines
on her red hourglass
hubby in for lunch...
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Categories:
hubby, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Night On the Town
Bright moon's majesty
Lively streetscapes illumined
~ Hubby snores away...
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Categories:
hubby, city, husband, moon, night,
Form:
Haiku
Lou's About As Sharp As a Bowling Ball
Lou’s hubby asked for
increased heat between the sheets.
She bought thermal throws....
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Categories:
hubby, marriage,
Form:
Verse
The Husband's Favorite Position
Hubby, your dearly loved position?
Kneeling...
...will you marry me?
olive_eloisa
1:00 am
04/09/2014...
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Categories:
hubby, desire, life, love, marriage, sweet,
Form:
Light Verse
Hot to Trot!
A new bride decided to cook
first time, but she trusted to luck.
Her spiced curry buns
gave hubby the runs;
next time, use a recipe book!...
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Categories:
hubby, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Weighty Issues
OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:
Chubby
Hubby
FLABBY STOMACH:
Jelly
Belly
A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:
Cushy
Tushy
WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:
Skinny
Winnie...
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Categories:
hubby, funny,
Form:
Footle
Wendy
She drank a flagon of cider
Whilst hubby sat down beside her
When she broke wind
It did not offend
He just shrugged, "Where can I hide her?"...
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Categories:
hubby, funny, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Naughty Hubby
My hubby prefers silver to gold
Got married to save his soul
It’s a lesson well learned
Better marry than to burn
But he still wants to be cuckold...
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Categories:
hubby, america, fantasy, for him, husband, marriage, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Size - 3
An abrupt end to his romance:
She wasn’t there simply by chance.
It seems that her hubby
Cared not for the chubby
That sound you hear? The ambulance!...
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Categories:
hubby, health, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Lady Godiva's Protest Against Husband
Lady Godiva protested on a horse.
Sight to see for townspeople of course
Annoyed her hubby
Not a bit chubby
Her protest husband's grounds for divorce....
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Categories:
hubby, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Bride's Challenge
wedding day blizzard found me driving in my gown; tipsy hubby snored
*August 26, 2020
For Silent One’s “When Things Don’t Go as Planned” contest...
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Categories:
hubby, snow, wedding,
Form:
Monoku
Nutcracker Limerick
Nutcracker ballet tickets for fun
Elegantly floating on air and sun
A great fall off the wall
Wife has a vice tis strife
Nutcracker career, hubby done!...
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Categories:
hubby, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Night Without the Kids
Yummy
Mummy
Chubby
Hubby
Jumping
Pumping
Moaning
Groaning
Huffing
Puffing
Orgasm
Sarcasm
Wants more
Loud snore
...
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Categories:
hubby, funny, husband, mom, sexy,
Form:
Footle
Pungent
hubby in land phone,
pungent smell of betrayal :
me picked extension....
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Categories:
hubby, betrayal,
Form:
Senryu
Football Widower
In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely every fall!...
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Categories:
hubby, football, games, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Hubby's Haircut
Today, Hubby came home with a shaved head
At first, I thought a stranger I'd bed!
The reason he's bald
Our heat wave does scald
At least it's better than locks dredg'd!...
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Categories:
hubby, funny, hair, husband,
Form:
Limerick
Her Ample Mid-Section
Hilary Clinton lost the election
'Twas a blow to her ample mid-section
Her campaign, deplorable
Her speeches, so horrible
What's worse, her hubby lost his erection...
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Categories:
hubby, loss, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
New Back Door
Maxine and I were having some fun.
Hubby arrived and I had to run.
“Where is your back door!”
She said “there’s none”, before
I said “where do you blinkin’ well want one!”...
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Categories:
hubby, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Love of My Life
He is my one and only love,
The one who cares for me,
One who knows me fully thereof,
The one who lets me be,
My heart's key ~ my hubby.
...
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Categories:
hubby, husband, love,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Husbands Are In Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not
There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fine. Is that too cold, Ed?...
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Categories:
hubby, anti bullying,
Form:
Limerick
The Rogue Rhymer
There was a girl who spent too much shoppin’
The mean hubby said she best be stoppin’
So she started to mourn
But Rogue Rhymer was born
And now her checks are no longer hoppin’...
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Categories:
hubby, husband, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Pungent
Hubby in land phone.
Peculiar weird stinking smell
I sensed, most pungent.
I picked up the extension
to overhear betrayal.
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Categories:
hubby, betrayal, senses,
Form:
Tanka
Lucy Furr Tales
Marital discord begins with a fight
Because one's dear spouse can not see the light
When all said and done
A fight is not won
'Til Hubby says, "Dear! Of course you were right!!...
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Categories:
hubby, conflict, culture, emotions, feelings, husband, marriage, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Typoitis On My Key Bored
My smell and gramma chequer have seized were king
So my peoms awe full off miss takes
Hope hubby sore tits tout wen hee wakes
Fiction Peom
7/15/18...
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Categories:
hubby, computer, humorous, poems, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas Surprise
One Christmas whilst decking the halls
My hubby passed out after malls
I heard a loud screech
He jumped out of reach
Cried, “Dear, they were not Christmas balls!”
November 29, 2018...
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Categories:
hubby, christmas, funny, holiday, humor,
Form:
Limerick