Short Hubby Poems

the fall sun shines
on her red hourglass 
hubby in for lunch...

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Bright moon's majesty

     Lively streetscapes illumined

        ~ Hubby snores away...

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Lou’s hubby asked for
increased heat between the sheets.
She bought thermal throws....

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Hubby, your dearly loved position?
           
Kneeling... 
                      
...will you marry me?

olive_eloisa
1:00 am
04/09/2014...

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A new bride decided to cook
first time, but she trusted to luck.
Her spiced curry buns
gave hubby the runs;
next time, use a recipe book!...

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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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She drank a flagon of cider
Whilst hubby sat down beside her 
When she broke wind
It did not offend
He just shrugged, "Where can I hide her?"...

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My hubby prefers silver to gold
Got married to save his soul
It’s a lesson well learned
Better marry than to burn
But he still wants to be cuckold...

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An abrupt end to his romance:
She wasn’t there simply by chance.
It seems that her hubby
Cared not for the chubby
That sound you hear? The ambulance!...

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Lady Godiva protested on a horse.
Sight to see for townspeople of course
Annoyed her hubby
Not a bit chubby
Her protest husband's grounds for divorce....

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wedding day blizzard found me driving in my gown; tipsy hubby snored




*August 26, 2020
For Silent One’s “When Things Don’t Go as Planned” contest...

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Nutcracker ballet tickets for fun
Elegantly floating on air and sun
A great fall off the wall
Wife has a vice tis strife
Nutcracker career, hubby done!...

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Yummy
Mummy

Chubby
Hubby

Jumping 
Pumping

Moaning
Groaning

Huffing 
Puffing

Orgasm 
Sarcasm

Wants more
Loud snore
...

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In our house, 'tis the season for football
Cheering our teams, jeering the ref's calls
But he's not the sort
To care about sports
So my hubby gets lonely every fall!...

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pungent


          hubby in land phone,
                        pungent smell of betrayal :
                                                      me picked extension....

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Today, Hubby came home with a shaved head
At first, I thought a stranger I'd bed!
The reason he's bald
Our heat wave does scald
At least it's better than locks dredg'd!...

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Hilary Clinton lost the election
'Twas a blow to her ample mid-section
   Her campaign, deplorable
   Her speeches, so horrible
What's worse, her hubby lost his erection...

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Maxine and I were having some fun.
Hubby arrived and I had to run.
“Where is your back door!”
She said “there’s none”, before
I said “where do you blinkin’ well want one!”...

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He is my one and only love, 
The one who cares for me, 
One who knows me fully thereof, 
The one who lets me be, 
My heart's key ~ my hubby. 
...

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There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fine. Is that too cold, Ed?...

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There was a girl who spent too much shoppin’
The mean hubby said she best be stoppin’
So she started to mourn
But Rogue Rhymer was born
And now her checks are no longer hoppin’...

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Marital discord begins with a fight
Because one's dear spouse can not see the light
When all said and done
A fight is not won
'Til Hubby says, "Dear!  Of course you were right!!...

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One Christmas whilst decking the halls
My hubby passed out after malls
I heard a loud screech
He jumped out of reach
Cried, “Dear, they were not Christmas balls!”

November 29, 2018...

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My smell and gramma chequer have seized were king
So my peoms awe full off miss takes
Hope hubby sore tits tout wen hee wakes

Fiction Peom

7/15/18...

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Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite...

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